Regular crack makes you think this team could be close.
Absolute crack makes you think this team could not only get in but maybe win a round.
Shrooms make you think that maybe Lysell and Merkulov are the kind of prospects that will save the day in the near future.
Acid makes you think that Charlie Jacobs can manage the front office, coaching, scouting, and player overhaul that it's going to take to get us back to another long period of regular and post season success.
Fentanyl, although extremely dangerous, juuuuuuuuuuuuuuust might be worth the risk in order to make the next phase of Bruins hockey somewhat tolerable. "Please don't let me overdose, but can I take a quick 3-4 year nap?"