Dallas fans say the Stars put hard times on the Wild and their fans Sunday night. You don’t know what hard times are daddy! Hard times are when a series lead turns into a series tie after a game the Wild should have won. When they can’t buy a goal. Hard times are when the forwards get a breakaway and Oettenger tells ‘em go home! And hard times are when someone has been a Wild fan for 25 years…25 YEARS, and the Wild give them false hope, kick him in the butt and say “hey, maybe next year, daddy!”, that’s hard times!
The Wild are unjustifiably in a position that they’d rather not be in. But the cream will rise to the top, ooh yeah. Minnesota Wild Madness, yeah, has got more to offer than Commissioner Bettman thinks that we have, yeah, and let me tell you something right now, cards stacked against the Minnesota Wild let me say it, yeah, let me say it out loud the Wild are the cream that rises to the top!
Let me tell you something, Wild-maniacs! The first thing you need to do is to tell these Stars fans to stop typing if you wanna hear what we've got to say! You gotta' realize, brother, these players right here: Kaprizov, Boldy, and Faber are the future of hockey. You can call this the New World Order of Hockey, brother!
You Stars fans sit here and you talk about your dives and #TexasHockey, well Wild Hockey says I just kicked your @$$ and that’s the bottom line because Reavo said so!
Let’s put the Stars down 1….2…..3 games!
Projected Line-Ups (subject to change)
“Superstar” Kirill Kaprizov.....”Hacksaw” Ryan Hartman.....”The Icon” Mats Zuccarello
“Stone Cold” Marcus Johansson....”Superfly” Freddie Gaudreau.....”The Heartbreak Kid” Matthew Boldy
"Hot Rod" Gustav Nyquist.....Sam "The Snake" Steele.....”The Bad Guy” Marcus Foligno
“The Game” Brandon Duhaime.....Connor "Diesel" Dewar.....”Big Poppa Pump” Ryan Reaves
“Y2J” Jake Middleton.....”Sparkplug” Jared Spurgeon
“The Total Package” Jonas Brodin.....”Rowdy” Matt Dumba
“The Man They Call” John Klingberg.....”The Phenom” Brock Faber
“The Immortal” Filip Gustavsson
Brooklyn Brawler Line
Mantaur Line
The Goon Line
Disco Inferno Line
The Gobbledy Gooker Pairing
Duke "The Dumpster" Droese Pairing
Gillberg Pairing
The Shockmaster
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