GAME 47 - Saturday, January 18th, 2025 - Winnipeg Jets vs. Calgary Flames - 6:00pm CST (Canadiana and Cowboys Edition!)

[macmaroon]

Since some of you aren't Into country music, how about a little Weird Al...

 

[Hobble]

Come on Schief 4 goals tonight and get 1st place!!

The Butcher of Barrie needs a Rocket on his mantle.

 

[kanadalainen]

The teams of Calgary that the world's eye doth view
Match closely the sounds that bloated guts can send;
And Kadri, the King of horse’s asses, give he that due,
Uttering few words, even so as foes commend.
Jets scoring scrabbling back with more goals crown'd;
And Backlund may stumble - upon thee you must own
Offence delivered in other accents for to Weegar confound
Seeing no farther than a ‘Berta Bovine eye hath shown.
Jets, enact upon the beauty of a D zone exited mind,
And that, no less, lead to fewer shots against and happy deeds;
Backcheck you first liners, make your games too unkind,
To thy fair flower wade among the Flame’s rank smell of weeds:
And now show us why thy Flamed odour match not their show,
The solve is this, our forward lines create uncommon flow.




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Limerick break

The purveyors of HF's hockey palaces
Have no use for psychoanalysis;
And although on the Flames
The Jets will beat down again
Sportsnet clings to their long-standing fallacies.

 

[ps241]

I think it's $22 at the library. How much are they tagging you for at the Convention Centre?

I’ll let you know after I go tonight. I want to say less than $20 last time I went but that wasn’t for a Jets game.

 

[Howard Chuck]

I think it's $22 at the library. How much are they tagging you for at the Convention Centre?

$15 at the convention center.

Go for drink or a bite to eat at Earls before or after the game and they will validate your parking

 

[KingBogo]

I haven't seen anyone report anything about lineups tonight, but NHL.com had Miller returning tonight and Heinola scratched with Comrie starting. Rest of the lineup unchanged from last game.

 

[Jets 31]

I think it's $22 at the library. How much are they tagging you for at the Convention Centre?

17 bucks at the library

 

[The Blue Baron]

Since some of you aren't Into country music, how about a little Weird Al...

Awesome @macmaroon

Now take off you Hosers!

 

[KingBogo]

So if the playoffs were starting today we would be matched up against the Flames. We would be the #1 seed and the Flames the #8 seed. I'd love that matchup.

 

[Section 325]

Agreed, i park there and do the same or even the library because it's not far to go outside at all.

I would always find street parking on Edmonton between Sargent and Qu'appelle.

You just walk down Edmonton to the back of Portage Place and you have the lovely, warm Skywalk to get you there.

It's also really easy to get out of there after the game.

 

[The Blue Baron]

5 hours away, ugh!

Oh well get to watch the Chiefs SMASH THE COWBOYS or err um TEXANS FIRST.

Sweet Omen….

 

[voyageur]

I don't know if this qualifies as country music, but I like it.

 

[More Cooley]

I don't know if this qualifies as country music, but I like it.

Greasy, Bubbles!

 

[Hobble]

Comrie starting? Guess I’ll bet the under on goals scored.

 

[BobTheSolarsystem]

 

[Moloch]

Praying they play well for comrie tonight.

 

[Section 325]

Thanks everybody! I enjoyed doing this GDT.

Something really unexpected I learned from this is that Lunette the Clown from The Big Comfy Couch was a huge number of people's "sexual awakening".

Straight men will never cease to amaze me.

 

[BobTheSolarsystem]

Praying they play well for comrie tonight.

Your thoughts and prayers mean nothing to me. Nothing!!

 

[Mortimer Snerd]

Come on Schief 4 goals tonight and get 1st place!!

5 and win a $mil for someone.

 

[Gm0ney]

I would always find street parking on Edmonton between Sargent and Qu'appelle.

You just walk down Edmonton to the back of Portage Place and you have the lovely, warm Skywalk to get you there.

It's also really easy to get out of there after the game.

Free parking, a lovely evening stroll through stabby Central Park, the hobo-encrusted Portage Place skywalk, and a Jets game. That's the real Winnipeg experience.

 

[Jets 31]

It's hockey day in Toronto, oops, Canada today. How about this tune....

 

[Mortimer Snerd]

I think it's $22 at the library. How much are they tagging you for at the Convention Centre?

$10

Cost you $12 to save a 2 block walk.

 

[voyageur]

Free parking, a lovely evening stroll through stabby Central Park, the hobo-encrusted Portage Place skywalk, and a Jets game. That's the real Winnipeg experience.

North side, buddy. Enjoy the game.

 

[Section 325]

Free parking, a lovely evening stroll through stabby Central Park, the hobo-encrusted Portage Place skywalk, and a Jets game. That's the real Winnipeg experience.

I worked the overnight at a Denny's for two years so I guess I have a higher threshold for crazies than most.

PS the reason I quit was I had to deal with a guy who had a sword and realized this was all for only $15 an hour.

This ain't Legend of Zelda, fool. Sit the hell down and eat your friggin' Slam Burger, LOL

 

[Adam da bomb]

5 and win a $mil for someone.

You make a convincing argument. It seems like it hasn't happened since Sobeys started doing that.