GDT: Game 35: New York Rangers @ Lightning McQueen, 7pm ET, MSG2

[rangers1314]

Whatever. Who gives a shit.

 

[Kords]

I predict Guentzel torches us

 

[Jack Hanson]

Thank god I have Atalanta vs Lazio to watch before these morons. Im so pessimistic about them now, and feeling extra sad because the Devils have a smoking hot announcer - Rachel. Why can't we have a hot announcer? LGR! I guess..

 

[will1066]

D pairs are

55-23
79-17
18-4

5 and 6 are healthy scratches

 

[Tob]

pin us down and go to town! Pin us down and go to town! *goal horn* *blooooooornmmmmmmmmmmm*

 

[Baby Duck Homme]

Maybe we are inspired by Latvia and can pull an upset here.

 

[n8]

Phones at 41%, you all know what that means!

Brent Gilchrist coming out of retirement??

 

[Guyute]

NYR will win now that I really want this team to keep losing.

 

[hardnosed]

D pairs are

55-23
79-17
18-4

5 and 6 are healthy scratches

Chad was sent to Hartford

 

[ReddestRum]

D pairs are

55-23
79-17
18-4

5 and 6 are healthy scratches

We are going to get f***ing murdered with these pairings.

 

[Killem Dafoe]

Our "Players to Watch" made me sad.

 

[failure]

Can we switch coaches?

 

[Filip Chytil]

Would like him to be our coach in the future

always liked Cooper

 

[will1066]

We are going to get f***ing murdered with these pairings.

This is the wrong spirit

 

[New York RKY]

Thank god I have Atalanta vs Lazio to watch before these morons. Im so pessimistic about them now, and feeling extra sad because the Devils have a smoking hot announcer - Rachel. Why can't we have a hot announcer? LGR! I guess..

Sam doesn’t do it for ya?

 

[Jack Hanson]

Sam doesn’t do it for ya?

Sam is ok, except he commented on a play "Trouba" made after we had already traded him. Senior moment? At this point, I'd like a hot, buxom female announcer if thats no trouble.

 

[ReleasO The KakkO]

Kreider taking shots from the circle??? That healthy scratch really got to him.

Morning “skate” - with no one skating. Visually at least, this seems like a waste of time.

Maybe the CBA prevents coaching on certain off days, but if not seems like there would be more important things to work on rather than firing muffins at an empty net. For starters:
1) How to protect the d-zone slot
2) How to penetrate the o-zone slot
3) Repeat 1 and 2 until their dicks fall off

 

[bleedblue94]

We are going to get f***ing murdered with these pairings.

We do not have an NHL defense. It's rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic. I don't think most people understand how bad a shape this org is in right now with assets and tradeable assets. Probably going to see some lame UFA signings this summer unless kreider is turned into a d man

Morning “skate” - with no one skating. Visually at least, this seems like a waste of time.

Maybe the CBA prevents coaching on certain off days, but if not seems like there would be more important things to work on rather than firing muffins at an empty net. For starters:
1) How to protect the d-zone slot
2) How to penetrate the o-zone slot
3) Repeat 1 and 2 until their dicks fall off

Pretty obvious this is the start of it since guys are literally still stretching in the video.

 

[FIRE DRURY]

8-1 Blowout incoming .

 

[ReleasO The KakkO]

Pretty obvious this is the start of it since guys are literally still stretching in the video.

It’s “literally” a goalie stretching.

 

[Gordon Bombay]

Whatever. Who gives a shit.

You are one of 12 guys on this team. Confirmed

 

[KirkAlbuquerque]

Rongos would get shut out against Latvia U-18s tbh

 

[Jack Hanson]

Once Rempe gets out of the cooler, we need to play those same lines again. The game against the Stars what they were doing was working minus the needless game ejection 5 min pen 8 game susp.

 

[RangersFan1994]

Rongos would get shut out against Latvia U-18s tbh

They'd get shutout by any of the WPHL teams

#NYRTANKFORHAGENS

 

[turcotte8]

Can I make it past the first period without turning off the game in disgust? Time will tell