will1066
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- Oct 12, 2008
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The general rule is if you wipe and it didn't get on your fingers, hand sanitize. Soap and wash optional. When I used to work in an office environment, I would never go take a dump in the bathroom on the floor I was located. I always went one floor up or one down and used the facilities there.Because you already went back to your desk and are now stupidly thinking if everyone on the floor can smell it on your finger even though you just washed your hands. And then right after, you unsuspiciously use hand sanitizer at your desk and wonder if anyone noticed you just took a poop and now are using hand sanitizer.
That was my strategy. If you leave the bathroom with a vapor trail, going up one or down one floor gave you time for the trail to dissipate. Especially if you used the stairwell, where it's generally colder.