Comrades of the CHCHG. Admins. Members. Brothers. Sisters. Tankers & Anti-tankers.
I, the chief propagandyista, Vladimir Youppin, announce to you today, we have achieved our initial goal. We have won our first battle, the Clash of Eastern Canada at the Bell Tsentr.
Voiceful kritiki of the CHCHG, namely the Nowy Sportsnet or TV/Radio-TSN, will turn a blind eye to our success. Some in their ranks will go as far as outright deny it. Such a young squad. Led by a new regime. A peewee/bantam coach. An inexperienced captain surrounded by new assistant captains. My ne ponimayem!
But fear not. We have video evidence of our victory. Evidence, which I will share shortly.
Some of you have doubted our shansy of success after our first two weeks of presezon. Eight meaningless battles lost. Meaningless, futile, trivialnye. These were not losses, but mere tests, stepping stones for our limitless-in-talent komanda.
I will prove to you we have a team capable of conquering all, and raising the Kubok Stenli. Not much research must be undertook on my part. You, my fellow compatriots, have provided me with enough evidence sebya. Each player, a piece of the velichayshiy, most sophisticated puzzle, ever assembled. No make-believe here. No propaganda. No disinformation.
Kovacevic:
Savard:
Harris:
Guhle:
Wideman:
Xhekaj:
Allen:
Montembault:
Anderson:
Monahan:
Pitlick:
Hoffman:
Dach:
Evans:
Gallagher:
Dvorak:
Slafkovsky:
Caufield:
Dadonov:
Suzuki:
My fellow comrades. Have you still doubt? Do not hesitate in sharing these thoughts with me. I, along with my staff, know of alternative methods to silence this doubt afflicting you.
Before I leave, I have one final announcement to make. From here on out, you must address our chief commanders by their new names: Ken "Will" Hughes, and Jeff Gordon.
Because, we CAN, and we WILL succeed in winning our 25th Stanley Cup with these two in charge. The worst days are behind us. The rebuild is DONE.
Montreal Canadiens Opening Night Roster:
Detroit Red Wings Opening Night Roster:
Video Evidence of the Victory at the Bell Tsentr:
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