effen
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- Jun 27, 2003
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Zac Jones never met a pass in the defensive zone he wouldn't try to move as soon as humanly possible, anywhere but near him.
Long story and I'm a Niners fan living in Seapukes country. Every time they win a game they shoot off fireworks like they won the damn SBwhy did they cost you by not covering like they did me today?
Shannon jinxed us. LOLRangers were #1 on THG's power rankings this week. The pressure to remain #1 is already showing.
Lebron, the President, the Pope and a 12 year old are aboard a private flight when the captain announces it’s going down. There’s only 3 parachutes available for the 4 passengers.
With zero hesitation, Lebron grabs the first chute, declares “I have millions of fans, I’m too important to die” and parachutes to safety.
Almost immediately after, the President grabs a parachute and says “the people chose me, I’m too important to die” and follows Lebron out of the plane.
After a brief pause the Pope crosses himself and says “I’m old and have lived a long life; you should go forth and live” and offers the final parachute to the young boy.
The child responds “oh, it’s okay, President Biden took my book bag”.
I’ll be here all night?
I laughed when you said "the people chose me"