Throughout human history, fortunes have been won or lost on the field of battle. From the first hunter-gatherers developing weapons to fend off would be scavengers, to the arenas of ancient Rome, through to the modern era, where we pit team vs team in highly organized events broadcast around the world that last for longer than they probably should. Where people inherit their parents team, not through any sense of logic or choice, but through the sheer weight of expectation and cultural belonging. Where facts give way to an unending belief that your team, not theirs, is right and deserves to win.
Thousands of years of human history, all culminating tonight...
...In Buffalo losing because our team is the better team who deserves to win and if you think otherwise you can kiss my ass. I don't care about your facts - fake news!
Get f***ed Buffalo!