GDT: G14: Wild @ Ducks | 9 PM

[AKL]

Ya okay, Faber? Ya need to puke? Wouldn't blame ya.

Get that man a pizza and a juice box

 

[NHL1674]

And he went right back out there. Dude isn't human.

 

[Soldier13Fox]

Damn..Rossi got robbed by that Ducks skater

 

[NHL1674]

Tired legs starting to creep in from playing last night.

 

[Digitalbooya]

A rare Hartman penalty this year.

 

[Obvious Fabertism]

Thats a Hartman penalty you like to see, likely goal saver.

 

[NHL1674]

Foligno isn't ticking me off yet. Interesting....

 

[Digitalbooya]

I thought Gordie Middleton was about to take off there

 

[Sweetnut]

Tired legs starting to creep in from playing last night.

Fatigued butt cheeks from clenching them all night.

 

[NHL1674]

GUS!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Soldier13Fox]

Gus! Good save

 

[Digitalbooya]

Big Bus

 

[AKL]

I know Kaprizov is the MVP of the season so far, but maybe Gus is co-MVP

 

[Digitalbooya]

Almost a Gaudreau assist there!

 

[NHL1674]

I know Kaprizov is the MVP of the season so far, but maybe Gus is co-MVP

Might jinx it, but it's amazing what even average goaltending can do for a team. Gus is way WAY more steady. Both guys haven't sucked like they did last year.....at least to this point.

 

[Sweetnut]

Interesting fact is that 14 games in, the only fight we had this year was Faber.
Big difference from Deano's coaching style. I'm giving Hynes all the credit for this year's great start.

 

[Puhis]

His cap hit is at least four times more than it should be. Only a moron would trade for this guy.

We need to market it properly. Something like:

Does YOUR NHL™ team lack PHYSICALITY? Do YOUR players skate around like it's an August charity game? Does the opposition outhit, outfight, and outhustle YOU every single night?

In other words, is your team the Toronto Maple Leafs™?

Worry not! We have the perfect solution:

THE MINNESOTA WILD INSTANT GRIT PACKAGE™

Designed by noted NHL™ P O W E R F O R W A R D™ William Robert Guerin, trained in the vast woods and bone-chilling cold at the State of Hockey™, and now available to you at the low, LOW price of Future Considerations™!*

*or your team's reclamation project 2nd line winger, inquire within

Contents:

YAKOV TRENIN

- 6'2
- OVER 200 POUNDS
- GREW UP FIGHTING BEARS OR SOMETHING IN, LIKE, SIBERIA

JUST LOOK AT THAT HUSTLE:

JON MERRILL

- 6'3
- OVER 200 POUNDS
- GREW UP IN OKLAHOMA CITY, OKLAHOMA, UNITED STATES OF MOTHER-LOVING AMERICA
- DOES NOT IN FACT KNOW WHAT THE f*** IS A KILOMETER

JUST LOOK AT THAT MAN:

Order NOW, and get a FREE BATTLE LEVEL 101 COURSE, hosted by NOTED E N F O R C E R MICHAEL YEO!

 

[NHL1674]

We need to market it properly. Something like:

Does YOUR NHL™ team lack PHYSICALITY? Do YOUR players skate around like it's an August charity game? Does the opposition outhit, outfight, and outhustle YOU every single night?

In other words, is your team the Toronto Maple Leafs™?

Worry not! We have the perfect solution:

THE MINNESOTA WILD INSTANT GRIT PACKAGE™

Designed by noted NHL™ P O W E R F O R W A R D™ William Robert Guerin, trained in the vast woods and bone-chilling cold at the State of Hockey™, and now available to you at the low, LOW price of Future Considerations™!*

*or your team's reclamation project 2nd line winger, inquire within

Contents:

YAKOV TRENIN

- 6'2
- OVER 200 POUNDS
- GREW UP FIGHTING BEARS OR SOMETHING IN, LIKE, SIBERIA

JUST LOOK AT THAT HUSTLE:

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JON MERRILL

- 6'3
- OVER 200 POUNDS
- GREW UP IN OKLAHOMA CITY, OKLAHOMA, UNITED STATES OF MOTHER-LOVING AMERICA
- DOES NOT IN FACT KNOW WHAT THE f*** IS A KILOMETER

JUST LOOK AT THAT MAN:

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Order NOW, and get a FREE BATTLE LEVEL 101 COURSE, hosted by NOTED E N F O R C E R MICHAEL YEO!

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[Puhis]

Come on. What's wrong with LORDI? Rovaniemi for the win, santa and Lordi!

Nothing wrong with Lordi. Rovaniemi, however, is an overpriced, overhyped tourist trap and an embodiment of everything that's wrong with December.

If you want proper Lapland experience, go to almost anywhere else but there. It's beautiful.

 

[Obvious Fabertism]

Trenin did something, that was a shocker of a speed burst

 

[NHL1674]

Oooooo.....so close, Trenin.

 

[Digitalbooya]

LOL, include that burst in the marketing campaign* to Toronto!

 

[AKL]

LOL, include that burst in the marketing campain to Toronto!

That's the entire highlight package. Just show that play from all the different angles and hope they don't notice it's all the same play.

 

[Puhis]

LOL, include that burst in the marketing campain to Toronto!

Told ya he has hustle!

 

[Sweetnut]

Nothing wrong with Lordi. Rovaniemi, however, is an overpriced, overhyped tourist trap and an embodiment of everything that's wrong with December.

If you want proper Lapland experience, go to almost anywhere else but there. It's beautiful.

I love Finland. Some of the best people in the world is from Finland.