GDT: Free agency madness, brought to you by the letter G

[2CHAINZ]

I have to take partial blame for slathering the thread with silliness so the actual Randy Timmins tweets get bogged behind pages of gold comedy.

@2CHAINZ takes the vast majority of the blame.

 

[cudi]

I have to take partial blame for slathering the thread with silliness so the actual Randy Timmins tweets get bogged behind pages of gold comedy.

@2CHAINZ takes the vast majority of the blame.

infract him again mods!

 

[NyQuil]

infract him again mods!

Far be it for me to let the cat out of the bag as a former Global Moderator, but @2CHAINZ is in fact a training tool algorithm for the instruction of mods on how to punish infractions properly.

It stands for:

(Version) 2.0 Clandestine HF Algorithm Instruction Network (Model) Z

 

[benjiv1]

It's actually Robert Paulson

In death, a member of Project Mayhem has a name.

 

[StoicSensFan]

infract him again mods!

He's earned a promotion, let him like again!

 

[PatrickEaves]

Far be it for me to let the cat out of the bag as a former Global Moderator, but @2CHAINZ is in fact a training tool algorithm for the instruction of mods on how to infract properly.

As a former moderator, don't listen to NyQuil, he's lying.

 

[NyQuil]

As a former moderator, don't listen to NyQuil, he's lying.

But a moderator always tells the truth.

But if a moderator says that another moderator is lying...

 

[Gil Gunderson]

Norris extension?

 

[2CHAINZ]

infract him again mods!

Man one more and HFSens becomes 2CHAINZless for 3 months

 

[NyQuil]

Norris extension?

Well, Tierney does none of those things.

 

[armani]

Eh, what does this guy know, he's only got two kids.

So y’all telling me “who da fook is that guy” and I have been had/pump my brakes? Hall of shame worthy lol.

I legit do not mind selling Klingberg the idea to sign a very short term deal (1 year) where he gets more than he would from other teams on a longer term deal. A deep playoff run might increase his value for a longer term deal. Not sure if the player would agree, wishful thinking probably on my end.

 

[WORLDSTARHIPHOP]

WELCOEM BACK TIERNEYYYYYYYYYY

 

[Relapsing]

What's the opposite of erect ? Cause the actual thought of Chris Tierney returning gives me a derection

Believe it's called an innie

 

[benjiv1]

Norris 8 years!

 

[Micklebot]

As a former moderator, don't listen to NyQuil, he's lying.

I didn't even listen to him when he was a moderator why would I start now...

 

[WORLDSTARHIPHOP]

 

[Emerica]

hell yeaaaaaa 8 years for Norris

 

[Senator Stanley]

Well, Tierney does none of those things.

He does like to chase the game...

 

[2CHAINZ]

Far be it for me to let the cat out of the bag as a former Global Moderator, but @2CHAINZ is in fact a training tool algorithm for the instruction of mods on how to punish infractions properly.

It stands for:

(Version) 2.0 Clandestine HF Algorithm Instruction Network (Model) Z

I actually thought I was a training tool for how to be a good poster on here.

 

[Micklebot]

Norris 8 years!

At how much???

 

[Senscore]

Norris extension?

A Norris extension would get me pretty extended too.

EDIT: I am now fully extended.

 

[StoicSensFan]

Man one more and HFSens becomes 2CHAINZless for 3 months

What a sad, sad three months that would be.

 

[NyQuil]

So y’all telling me “who da fook is that guy” and I have been had/pump my brakes? Hall of shame worthy lol.

I legit do not mind selling Klingberg the idea to sign a very short term deal (1 year) where he gets more than he would from other teams on a longer term deal. A deep playoff run might increase his value for a longer term deal. Not sure if the player would agree, wishful thinking probably on my end.

Well, we did a bit of investigative reporting and discovered that he has in fact two children and is a Habs fan IIRC.

Talked about Klingberg a bit and debated why his play has fallen off so much.

@Senator Stanley had an interesting article breaking down his drop-off in play over the last two seasons and whether it's related to Rick Bowness.

Living Dangerously With John Klingberg

DAL's declining (?) Dman & the risk in playing safe

jhanhky.substack.com

 

[Micklebot]

 

[Very Stable Genius]

That is f***ing steep.....