LiveLongandProspal
NY Rangers = America's Team
Come one, come all. Who wants to take these limp dick losers off our hands? You want a Panarin? A Kreider? A Zibanejad...actually, no one wants one of those. But yes, take your piece of New York hockey with you for a limited time only. But you have to act now...actually, you don't. You could probably take advantage of our GM whenever you want.
Everyone, except Fox, Igor, Laf, and Cuylle, can be had. Make your best offer (or in Drury's case, make AN offer and he'll take it. I mean this is the guy who traded our PPG RW for a pretzel and a used condom). And if you act now, we'll throw in a Little League hero who can make a shitty pizza and was a complete bust as a free agent for the team he is currently the president of and somehow, someway his tenure as a player has been less of a trainwreck than his tenure as an executive.
New York hockey, ladies and gentlemen!
Everyone, except Fox, Igor, Laf, and Cuylle, can be had. Make your best offer (or in Drury's case, make AN offer and he'll take it. I mean this is the guy who traded our PPG RW for a pretzel and a used condom). And if you act now, we'll throw in a Little League hero who can make a shitty pizza and was a complete bust as a free agent for the team he is currently the president of and somehow, someway his tenure as a player has been less of a trainwreck than his tenure as an executive.
New York hockey, ladies and gentlemen!