Proposal: Forget a Shakeup. New York Rangers Fire Sale

[LiveLongandProspal]

Come one, come all. Who wants to take these limp dick losers off our hands? You want a Panarin? A Kreider? A Zibanejad...actually, no one wants one of those. But yes, take your piece of New York hockey with you for a limited time only. But you have to act now...actually, you don't. You could probably take advantage of our GM whenever you want.


Everyone, except Fox, Igor, Laf, and Cuylle, can be had. Make your best offer (or in Drury's case, make AN offer and he'll take it. I mean this is the guy who traded our PPG RW for a pretzel and a used condom). And if you act now, we'll throw in a Little League hero who can make a shitty pizza and was a complete bust as a free agent for the team he is currently the president of and somehow, someway his tenure as a player has been less of a trainwreck than his tenure as an executive.



New York hockey, ladies and gentlemen!

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[Murzu]

Mandatory fire sale video!

 

[Rowlet]

Having Adam Fox next to Quinn Hughes would be unreal... but that's never going to happen.

How much for K'Andre Miller or Schneider?

 

[Paddys Pub]

What’s the ask for Schneider?
I’d love him on the nucks.
Looks like NY should have traded for Miller a couple years ago…..

 

[TheNumber4]

Do you guys have any good non-primadonnas for sale?

 

[5cotland]

Come one, come all. Who wants to take these limp dick losers off our hands? You want a Panarin? A Kreider? A Zibanejad...actually, no one wants one of those. But yes, take your piece of New York hockey with you for a limited time only. But you have to act now...actually, you don't. You could probably take advantage of our GM whenever you want.


Everyone, except Fox, Igor, Laf, and Cuylle, can be had. Make your best offer (or in Drury's case, make AN offer and he'll take it. I mean this is the guy who traded our PPG RW for a pretzel and a used condom). And if you act now, we'll throw in a Little League hero who can make a shitty pizza and was a complete bust as a free agent for the team he is currently the president of and somehow, someway his tenure as a player has been less of a trainwreck than his tenure as an executive.



New York hockey, ladies and gentlemen!

Bruh, just stop.

Yes changes need to be made but players are not just going to be given away for scraps.

Schneider is not being moved at all either. If a re-build is coming then fair value should be coming back.

 

[Rowlet]

Bruh, just stop.

Yes changes need to be made but players are not just going to be given away for scraps.

Schneider is not being moved at all either. If a re-build is coming then fair value should be coming back.

What do you want for K'AM?

 

[5cotland]

What do you want for K'AM?

NYR could get a strong return on Miller but should use him to get a decent top 6 RW in return either 1 for 1 or a package.

 

[bernmeister]

Fox for top $

 

[Kupo]

Incoming 7th round offers for Panarin w/50% retention.

 

[Kshahdoo]

What about Trocheck to Flyers?

 

[Mrfenn92]

Fox for top $

Ok high bid is $5 dollars Canadian

 

[Kupo]

Fox for top $

Bern…

The Fox we’ve been seeing this year is a reflection of a shit team that’s given up. Despite that he’s still producing more than your average second line forward. 60+ point pace.

You want to trade a 26 year old, top-3 dman in the league. You want to trade him, but you don’t want to trade a 33 year old Chris f***ing Kreider!? A player he’ll out-produce this year?! A leader who’s completely checked out?

Bern, do you actually watch hockey? I honestly don’t think you do. Like, at all.

Bro. It’s painful watching you struggle. I’m literally embarrassed for you right now. I’m embarrassed that I unblocked you and befriended you, just so you can come out and discharge the horrendous horse shit scenarios you’ve been posting the last few days.

Save yourself the Beatles quote you have in mind as a rebuttal. This is straight up dumb. Take a break from your 172 player swaps the next few weeks you’ve been toying with on EA.

You’re the same clown who wanted Boo f***ing Nieves as our 1C. Because of “synergy”. You believe a little bit of chemistry is enough to overcome skill, talent and hockey IQ.

 

[Murzu]

Incoming 7th round offers for Panarin w/50% retention.

Panarin@50% to Avs for Ross Colton, Miles Wood, 2026 1st, 2nd round whenever we have the next one, Sean Behrens and Mikhail Gulyayev.

 

[Heldig]

Jets should offer a substantial package for Schneider.

 

[Altimus]

Ottawa needs bonus left shooting forward in thier top 6. Best I can offer is a 2nd and a prospect.