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Fantasy Sports: Flyers Board Mock Draft 2025
- Thread starter Chuck Downie
- Start date
BernieParent
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"No, officer, I didn't see where the samurai sword came from or who was the one swinging ... oh, hi again losers, says Bill "call me Barry" Zito, quickly turning the camera away from a scene of multiple police officers and other first responders. "Just the usual type of team-bonding shenanigans that championship franchises hold all the time. I've got a heavy schedule and will probably need to withdraw bail money, so let me get this next pick out of the way."
Zito extracts a piece of paper from the Stanley Cup, which looks heavily damaged.
"Here we go. Goalie Noah Tegelaar, you are now on the 'A' list. He's from ..."
"Sir, please put your phone down and come with us."
"I'm on a call for the NHL draft!"
"Sir, I won't ask again."
"Back off, flatfoot! Do you know who I am??"
The last scene captured by the camera was of a taser being aimed and fired, gurgles and a brief moan from Bill Zito, and the camera falling to the ground.
Carolina (@Chuck Downie) are up.
Zito extracts a piece of paper from the Stanley Cup, which looks heavily damaged.
"Here we go. Goalie Noah Tegelaar, you are now on the 'A' list. He's from ..."
"Sir, please put your phone down and come with us."
"I'm on a call for the NHL draft!"
"Sir, I won't ask again."
"Back off, flatfoot! Do you know who I am??"
The last scene captured by the camera was of a taser being aimed and fired, gurgles and a brief moan from Bill Zito, and the camera falling to the ground.
Carolina (@Chuck Downie) are up.
Coach Rod “I’m not sure if I’ll have a job in few days” Brind’Amour says it’s time to take a goalie. He was once viewed as a can’t miss prospect, time to take the late round risk on
Gabriel D’Aigle, G, Victoriaville (QMJHL)
Gabriel D’Aigle, G, Victoriaville (QMJHL)
Young Fake Gary is here to make Edmonton’s next pick
Fresh off an extremely successful stint with the NBA Young Fake Gary is ready to learn hockey.
“I love hockey! I want to be the Commish forever!!!”
Old Fake Gary appears
Still learning hockey….
“I love hockey! I want to be Commish forever!!!!”
Young Fake Gary got his wish
Asher Barnett, D, USNTDP (USHL)
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Fresh off an extremely successful stint with the NBA Young Fake Gary is ready to learn hockey.
“I love hockey! I want to be the Commish forever!!!”
Old Fake Gary appears
Still learning hockey….
“I love hockey! I want to be Commish forever!!!!”
Young Fake Gary got his wish
Asher Barnett, D, USNTDP (USHL)
@pit is up! Will pm
uncleben
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Young Fake Gary is here to make Edmonton’s next pick
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Fresh off an extremely successful stint with the NBA Young Fake Gary is ready to learn hockey.
“I love hockey! I want to be the Commish forever!!!”
Old Fake Gary appears
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Still learning hockey….
“I love hockey! I want to be Commish forever!!!!”
Young Fake Gary got his wish
Asher Barnett, D, USNTDP (USHL)
@pit is up! Will pm
Young Fake Gary isn't real
Young Fake Gary can't hurt me
Jeff Kealty: Hey Gary, it's Jeff from the Nashville Predators.
Gary Bettman: Why are you whispering? Are you in the dark?
Jeff Kealty: I don't know how long I have left Gary. I think...I think Trotz got everyone else.
Gary Bettman: Oh god!
Jeff Kealty: And if I have last words Gary, I want them to be me picking a player from an obscure hockey country.
Gary Bettman: You don't want to say anything to your family?
Jeff Kealty: Time is short Gary! I already missed the chance to pick that guy from Belgium. This is all I got and it barely even counts now that they've beaten Canada on the international stage. But at least he has an unusual letter in his name.
With the 185th pick of the 2025 NHL Entry Draft, the Nashville Predators are pleased to select from Frölunda HC J20 but originally from Denmark, left wing Mads Kongsbak Klyvø.
Nashville Predators
5) Anton Frondell, C, Djurgårdens, SHL
26) Cameron Reid, LD, Kitchener Rangers, OHL
30) Kurban Limatov, LD, Dynamo Moskva, MHL
35) Jakob Ihs-Wozniak, RW, Lulea, SHL
58) Benjamin Kevan, RW, Des Moines, USHL
67) Eddie Genborg, RW, Timrå IK, SHL
99) Petteri Rimpinen, G, Kiekko-Espoo, Liiga
131) Mikkel Eriksen, C, Färjestad, J20 Nationell
163) Valter Lindberg, C, Skellefteå, SHL
185) Mads Kongsbak Klyvø, LW, Frölunda HC J20, J20 Nationell
@Chuck Downie is- AHHH! AHHH! He's found me!
*click*
Gary Bettman: Well, the line's gone dead. No pun intended. Carolina's on the clock.
Rod “Who needs Tulsky?” Brind’Amour enters the stands at the draft. “I pick you, kid!” He says as he points as at a random person who may or may not play hockey
Canes select
Atte Joki
23. Braeden Cootes, C, Seattle (WHL)
90. Owen Griffin, C, Oshawa (OHL)
119. Owen Conrad, D, Charlottetown (QMJHL)
183. Gabriel D’Aigle, G, Victoriaville (QMJHL)
186. Atte Joki, C, Rauma U20 (SM-Sarja)
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Canes select
Atte Joki
23. Braeden Cootes, C, Seattle (WHL)
90. Owen Griffin, C, Oshawa (OHL)
119. Owen Conrad, D, Charlottetown (QMJHL)
183. Gabriel D’Aigle, G, Victoriaville (QMJHL)
186. Atte Joki, C, Rauma U20 (SM-Sarja)
@Ernest95 is up! Will pm
If you’d like to auto pick, I won’t have a chance till late tonight to pickRod “Who needs Tulsky?” Brind’Amour enters the stands at the draft. “I pick you, kid!” He says as he points as at a random person who may or may not play hockey
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Canes select
Atte Joki
23. Braeden Cootes, C, Seattle (WHL)
90. Owen Griffin, C, Oshawa (OHL)
119. Owen Conrad, D, Charlottetown (QMJHL)
183. Gabriel D’Aigle, G, Victoriaville (QMJHL)
186. Atte Joki, C, Rauma U20 (SM-Sarja)
@Ernest95 is up! Will pm
Autopick will take you up on that as they are on vacation next week and need to move this along.
Autopick selects
Shea Busch, F, Everett (WHL)
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Strawberry Fields
12x Calder Cup Champs
selects LD Artyom Shchuchinov
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With back to back picks Vegas selects Noah laberge defense, and Viktor pennerborn defense @Blackhawkswincup you are up
Blackhawkswincup
RIP Fugu
With the 192nd pick in 2025 NHL entry draft the 
select
LW Richard Gallant - US NTDP
@Chuck Downie is up
selectLW Richard Gallant - US NTDP
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Julien “I’ve got four seventh round picks” BriseBois makes the first of his four selections
Tampa Bay selects
Jasper Kuhta, C, HIFK (SM-Liiga)
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Tampa Bay selects
Jasper Kuhta, C, HIFK (SM-Liiga)
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With their final selection in the draft, the Blackhawks Select Taro Tsujimoto, C, Tokyo Katanas, JIHL.
@BernieParent is up!
@BernieParent is up!
uncleben
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BernieParent
In misery of redwings of suckage for a long time
"... and then if you cross-reference BETELGEUSE a player's birthdate, body-mass index, and eyyherghhhh!! stock market closing level -- but DO NOT do that on a computer that is EEEEEEE!!! COMPLETELY protected against the Rosicrucians ngi ngi nnnnnnngi -- but only for left-handed players ..."
A sallow, wide-eyed Kevyn Adams rocks back and forth as he speaks inches away from the cellphone camera. Repetitive banging can be heard off-camera, along with muffled orders to open the door.
"Please Kevyn, let the people at the door in so they can help you. It doesn't even matter if you don't make another draft selection."
At the word draft, Adams' eyes roll back in their sockets and he speaks slowly in a voice an octave below his own.
"10-5-19-16-5-18."
"What, what do these numbers mean?"
A voice speaks into Gary Bettman's earpiece: "Sir, this may be a simple number-letter format. Let me just ... so this would be J-E-S-P-E-R. Yes, I think we have it!"
"Excellent. Anything to get this over with."
"11-15-20-1-10-1-18-22-9." Adams then slumps forward and the screen goes black.
"Sir, the last name would be Kotajarvi. Jesper Kotajarvi. Tappara of the Finnish Liiga."
"Well done. [TURNS TO CAMERA]. Buffalo has selected defenseman Jesper Kotajarvi from Tappara of the Finnish Liiga. We (gratefully) move to Los Angeles (@Ernest95).
A sallow, wide-eyed Kevyn Adams rocks back and forth as he speaks inches away from the cellphone camera. Repetitive banging can be heard off-camera, along with muffled orders to open the door.
"Please Kevyn, let the people at the door in so they can help you. It doesn't even matter if you don't make another draft selection."
At the word draft, Adams' eyes roll back in their sockets and he speaks slowly in a voice an octave below his own.
"10-5-19-16-5-18."
"What, what do these numbers mean?"
A voice speaks into Gary Bettman's earpiece: "Sir, this may be a simple number-letter format. Let me just ... so this would be J-E-S-P-E-R. Yes, I think we have it!"
"Excellent. Anything to get this over with."
"11-15-20-1-10-1-18-22-9." Adams then slumps forward and the screen goes black.
"Sir, the last name would be Kotajarvi. Jesper Kotajarvi. Tappara of the Finnish Liiga."
"Well done. [TURNS TO CAMERA]. Buffalo has selected defenseman Jesper Kotajarvi from Tappara of the Finnish Liiga. We (gratefully) move to Los Angeles (@Ernest95).
It has been brought to my attention that the Blackhawks 7th round pick was deemed invalid by Commissioner Gary Bettman and his anti-Japan bias. With that in mind, the Blackhawks select Diego Buttazzoni, LW, Portland, WHL. While we are disappointed in the blatant anti-Japan sentiment of the NHL, we are happy to get the player with the best name in the NHL draft this year.
You can't draft Mans Goos, he was already picked.
Blackhawks final picks
1-3 - Chicago - Porter Martone, RW, Brampton (OHL)
1-29 - Chicago - Blake Fiddler, D, Edmonton (WHL)
2-34 - Chicago - Joshua Ravensbergen, G, Prince George (WHL)
2-60 - Chicago - Matthew Gard, C, Calgary (WHL)
3-66 - Chicago - Theo Stockselius, C, Djurgardens Jr. (Swe-Jr.)
4-98 - Chicago - Mace'o Phillips, D, USNTDP (USHL)
4-107 - Chicago - David Lewandowski, LW, Saskatoon (WHL)
6-162 - Chicago - Maxim Schafer, RW, Berlin (DEL)
7-194 - Chicago - Taro Tsujimoto, C, Tokyo Katanas (JIHL) VOIDED PICK
7-194 - Chicago - Diego Buttazzoni, LW, Portland (WHL)
1-3 - Chicago - Porter Martone, RW, Brampton (OHL)
1-29 - Chicago - Blake Fiddler, D, Edmonton (WHL)
2-34 - Chicago - Joshua Ravensbergen, G, Prince George (WHL)
2-60 - Chicago - Matthew Gard, C, Calgary (WHL)
3-66 - Chicago - Theo Stockselius, C, Djurgardens Jr. (Swe-Jr.)
4-98 - Chicago - Mace'o Phillips, D, USNTDP (USHL)
4-107 - Chicago - David Lewandowski, LW, Saskatoon (WHL)
6-162 - Chicago - Maxim Schafer, RW, Berlin (DEL)
7-194 - Chicago - Taro Tsujimoto, C, Tokyo Katanas (JIHL) VOIDED PICK
7-194 - Chicago - Diego Buttazzoni, LW, Portland (WHL)
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f*** it, another goalie.
Boston picks Roberto Leonardo Hernandez, a goalie from Slovakia, who played for the Anchorage Wolverines of the NAHL, and Green Bay Gamblers of the USHL.
@Young Sandwich
Boston picks Roberto Leonardo Hernandez, a goalie from Slovakia, who played for the Anchorage Wolverines of the NAHL, and Green Bay Gamblers of the USHL.
@Young Sandwich
