Fantasy Sports: Flyers Board Mock Draft 2025

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Doug Armstrong: Well well well bitches, I'm back. Smartest GM in town coming in hot, making a first round pick and then hitting the bar until my couple of late round picks are needed. That's how you build a schedule nerds.

When you've got a keen eye like me, it's like this isn't even work. I walk in, see all the talent that's been passed over and pick the best of the rest. BOOM! That's how we do it. We do damage like my team in the second half of this season. No one even thought we would make the playoffs and then we-

Kevin Cheveldayoff: *COUGHCHOKECOUGH*

Doug Armstrong: Pipe down pipsqueak or I'll ram that sieve you call a Vezina winner sideways up your yamhole.

Whatever, we played great, went where no one thought we could this season and I'm proud, just like I'm gonna be proud of this pick when he's using his smarts and speed to pick apart your defenses in the future. Just ignore the fact that he looks a little derpy.

With the 19th pick in the 2025 draft, the St. Louis Blues are pleased to select, from Victoria in the WHL, Cole Reschny.

19) Cole Reschny, C, Victoria, WHL

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@BigToe Let me know who I missed out on.
 
To make Carolina’s first selection in the 2025 fake entry draft, Eric Tulsky calls upon the two men who have been loyal and would never pull a Rantanen or Guentzel on him. His coach and his highly skilled bouncing baby boy:

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Skyler walks up to the podium, his voice cracks and he says with his biggest boy voice “With the 23rd selection in the 2025 fake draft, Carolina is proud to select from Seattle of the WHL”.

23. Braeden Cootes, C, Seattle (WHL)

@scumpup has the next two selections
 
Wow we have TWO selections in a row! Crazy stuff! I think we'll punt both picks to 202- *giant shepherds hook pulls me off stage*

Pick #24 The Philadelphia Flyers are unhappy to select Center Ivan Ryabkin from Muskegon

Pick #25 The Philadelphia Flyers are moderately enthused with the selection of LW Michal Svrcek from Brynäs IF

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@pit is on the clock!
 
Bettman: Barry Trotz and the Nashville Re-Animators are up.

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Barry Trotz: Har har har, make one little joke about selecting someone to harvest their organs and/or neck and they never let you live it down. If you ever run a team Gary maybe you should select someone who could give you a few more inches. And I'm not talking about your legs.

Anywho, let's move on.

Going back to reviving our glory days and Making Preds Great Again, I am going to go for a heady two way defenseman ala the great Ryan Ellis. Except, you know, not the defective zombie version we pawned off on Philly. Suckers. And, okay, maybe this guy isn't great two-way yet and leans a little heavy on the offense, but I think he'll get there. Build some strength, harvest some pecs from one of our late round picks-

Bettman: BARRY!

Trotz: Jokes man jokes, lighten up.

With the 26th pick of the 2025 NHL draft, the Nashville Predators are pleased to select, from the Kitchener Rangers of the OHL, defenseman Cameron Reid. Oh, ignore his derp face too.

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Nashville Predators
5) Anton Frondell, C, Djurgårdens, SHL
26) Cameron Reid, LD, Kitchener Rangers, OHL


@Ernest95 is next to pick!
 
Wow we have TWO selections in a row! Crazy stuff! I think we'll punt both picks to 202- *giant shepherds hook pulls me off stage*

Pick #24 The Philadelphia Flyers are unhappy to select Center Ivan Ryabkin from Muskegon

Pick #25 The Philadelphia Flyers are moderately enthused with the selection of LW Michal Svrcek from Brynäs IF

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@pit is on the clock!
Be enthused. Be very very enthused.
 
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Barry Trotz: When doing your scouting and discussions, you sometimes need to make a reach to ensure that you land a prospect with a lot of meat on their bones an-
Gary Bettman: TROTZ!
Barry Trotz: What? I'm saying you need strength and size, it's not just about juicy organs like a luscious spleen or-
Gary Bettman: Just pick!
Barry Trotz: (mumbling) Not enough meat on Bettman to transplant to a chiahuahua.

We don't have any Russian defenders in our glory days, but we were always a defenseman factory so let's use that machine to polish this raw diamond into something memorable.

The Nashville Predators are pleased to select with the 30th overall pick, from MHK Dynamo Moskva, defenseman Kurban Limatov.

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Nashville Predators
5) Anton Frondell, C, Djurgårdens, SHL
26) Cameron Reid, LD, Kitchener Rangers, OHL
30) Kurban Limatov, LD, Dynamo Moskva, MHL


@Mrfenn92 is up!
 

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