Speculation: Fire Rob Blake Blow it Up Offseason Thread (update: Robitaille, Blake and Hiller stay)

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Who in their right mind names their kid "Newell"? I am sure he got the shit beat out of him on the playground with that name.


Imagine the jokes in the 80's


"hey man...do you listen to Newell Wave?!"
"Live from Newell York, It's Saturday Night!"

Watching the Price is right! A Newell Car!


Woah, that guy is f***ed up



I want a Newell drug!


I got a Newell Attitude!



The Newell kid in town



The Newell Kids on the Block



The poor guy should change his name to Gaylord and get some relief
 
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I don't like the look on his face, very pedestrian and therefore do not like this hire.

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this is my exact face watching Kings games the past few years, he'll fit right in
 
Lol As ducks fans.. Weve wanted him out for a while.. Our pp and pk has been dead least in the last 2 years.. Soo good luck :)
 
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Good to have a coach that knows the Ducks because with what Verbeek is doing and what they had already, they will be coming up.

Blake knows it too.

You mean a traditional rebuild actually works?

If "Blake knows it too", why didn't he attempt to construct his team in a similar way?

What's the metric on that? I don't keep up on advanced stats where they can now measure how tightly a player ties his skates, but it's notoriously hard to quantify defensive anything, so what metrics are being used to determine if he is better, worse, or in between?

There are metrics to judge defensive ability, you could also just watch the games or listen to what those who have played with or against him and those who coached him or against him.

I would have thought that by now we wouldn't be having debates about how good Faber is, with what he's done...

D+1 - B10 Freshman of the year + dominant defensive performance and WJC gold
D+2 - B10 defenseman of the year + US Olympic team at 19
D+3 - Repeat B10 defenseman of the year + jumping right to NHL playoffs
D+4 - Calder Trophy finalist

Maybe if he wins the Norris next season you can be fully converted.

I don't know how you don't see a Charlie McAvoy clone.
 
Lol As ducks fans.. Weve wanted him out for a while.. Our pp and pk has been dead least in the last 2 years.. Soo good luck :)
Since you are admittedly crazy I am going to read this as the opposite of what you posted.

Here is my google translated version for the laypeople:

"f*** man as Ducks Fans...Weve wanted him to get promoted and wear a cape for a while.. Ourpp and pk have been viagra'd the last 2 years.. f*** man, I can't believe he left Anaheim

The whole time he was here, I was like
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Who in their right mind names their kid "Newell"? I am sure he got the shit beat out of him on the playground with that name.


Imagine the jokes in the 80's


"hey man...do you listen to Newell Wave?!"
"Live from Newell York, It's Saturday Night!"

Watching the Price is right! A Newell Car!


Woah, that guy is f***ed up



I want a Newell drug!


I got a Newell Attitude!



The Newell kid in town



The Newell Kids on the Block



The poor guy should change his name to Gaylord and get some relief


How about 20 Newell Team?
Newell Houser?
Newell Injection Cleaner?
Give me Newell, Give me Fire, Give me though which I desire!

In other news, a guy ran for city office here in Long Beach with the name Dick Gaylord. I'm not kidding. That reminds me of when I was a kid going to visit my grandparents in northern Michigan where there is a town called Gaylord. My brother and I always had a chuckle.
 
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How about 20 Newell Team?
Newell Houser?
Newell Injection Cleaner?
Give Newell, Give me Fire, Give me though which I desire!

In other news, a guy ran for city office here in Long Beach with the name Dick Gaylord. I'm not kidding. That reminds me of when I was a kid going to visit my grandparents in northern Michigan where there is a town called Gaylord. My brother and I always had a chuckle.
After I posted I thought of a great last name joke
"Downtown Newell Brown"
 
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