Favourite Simpsons Moments

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Ladies and gentlemen, the Congo Jack show has been put on hiatus for retooling.
 
"The Simpson story begins back in the old country...I forget which one exactly. My father would drone on and on about America. He thought it was the greatest thing since sliced bread. Sliced bread having been invented the previous winter."
"You see this, son? That's where we're going to live. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow. But someday."
"Later that day we set sail for America."
 
"Authorization code? Code? Son, this is Colonel Hapablap!

That fool McGuckett sprayed runway foam all over Chuck Yeager's Acura.

Now get down there with the chamois triple-time! "

"But, Colonel, I'm under strict orders to--"

"Sweet Enola Gay, son! Get moving or I'll tear you up like a Kleenex at a, uh, snot party."

"Sir, right away, sir!"
 
"Authorization code? Code? Son, this is Colonel Hapablap!

That fool McGuckett sprayed runway foam all over Chuck Yeager's Acura.

Now get down there with the chamois triple-time! "

"But, Colonel, I'm under strict orders to--"

"Sweet Enola Gay, son! Get moving or I'll tear you up like a Kleenex at a, uh, snot party."

"Sir, right away, sir!"

This elevator only goes to the basement and someone made an awful mess down there.
 
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