Favourite Simpsons Moments

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I love you too Pepsi....

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Lisa, if I didn't have this gun, the king of England could walk right in here and start pushing you around. D'you want that? Huh? Do ya?

 

[bigdirty]

 

[Ceremony]

The percolations are imminent! Cease your ingress!

 

[Leafsdude7]

BART!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

What?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

What?

Sorry...force of habit.

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Sorry, the law requires a five-day waiting period. We've got to run a background check.

Five days? But I'm mad now!

I'd kill you if I had my gun.

 

[tony d]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Sorry, the law requires a five-day waiting period. We've got to run a background check.

Five days? But I'm mad now!

I'd kill you if I had my gun.

Yeah, well you don't...

 

[Congo Jack]

 

[Ceremony]

Candy Apple Island! What have they got there?

Apes. But they're not so big.

 

[Blueline Bomber]

"This place 'Moe's' you left just before the accident, this is a business of some kind?"
*Don't tell him you were at a bar. But what else is open late at night?*
"It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography."

 

[LeafalCrusader]

I was strolling through the gas one day.....

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[HeymanGuy]

Has to be the whole Substitute Teacher episode. To me, it really is the best episode ever.

 

[John Price]

Can you imagine a world without lawyers?

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"Wow! Look at the size of that platform!"

 

[tony d]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

"Wow! Look at the size of that platform!"

Hey monkey....wanna peanut??

 

[Psyfer]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Has to be the whole Substitute Teacher episode. To me, it really is the best episode ever.

The best scene....

 

[tony d]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[bigdirty]

What about the allegations that you take prisoners out of their cells at night and race them?