Favourite Simpsons Moments

[belair]

It's all here. Fast kickin'! Low scorin'! And TIES!?!? You bet!!!

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"Oh no, Bette Midler."

 

[The Nemesis]

"Oh no, Bette Midler."

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[tony d]

 

[Mr Fahrenheit]

Chili! Red hot style Chili! and we got ginger ale. Boilin' hot Texas style ginger ale...

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

 

[The Nemesis]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

 

[The Nemesis]

COLONEL KLINK! WHY HAVE YOUR FORSAKEN ME?!?!?!

 

[bigdirty]

We just hosted a pig roast at work, and the whole time I couldn't stop thinking about this:

And also, this:

And finally, this:

 

[John Price]

 

[Ceremony]

 

[Player big P]

We just hosted a pig roast at work

Did you have to ply the sweet maiden of the spit with ye olde English?

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Homer: Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute. Lisa honey, are you
saying you're *never* going to eat any animal again? What about
bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
Homer: [Chuckles] Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

We just hosted a pig roast at work, and the whole time I couldn't stop thinking about this:

And also, this:

And finally, this:

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

And finally, this:

"Marge, are we Jewish?"
"No, Homer."
"Woohoo!"

 

[John Price]

Sideshow Bob has no decency. He once called me Chief Piggum.

 

[tony d]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

We just hosted a pig roast at work, and the whole time I couldn't stop thinking about this:

And also, this:

And finally, this:

 

[Raging Bull]

Chili! Red hot style Chili! and we got ginger ale. Boilin' hot Texas style ginger ale...

Best part of that is Hank Azaria's "..........Texas!" as the truck goes out of frame.

 

[Raging Bull]

COLONEL KLINK! WHY HAVE YOUR FORSAKEN ME?!?!?!

Hehehe, did you know Hogan had tunnels all over your camp?

 

[Ceremony]

Next time pay your bills.
But I don't want to!

That clip used to be on youtube with the title "Moe tells it like it is" and it's to the website's eternal detriment that it's gone.