TV: Favourite Simpsons Moments | Part III

[c9777666]

Let me get this straight... you took all the money you made franchising your name and bet it against the Calgary Flames?

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Let me get this straight... you took all the money you made franchising your name and bet it against the Calgary Flames?

I thought Milan Lucic was due!

 

[c9777666]

I’M GOING TO CLOWN COLLEGE

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Let me get this straight... you took all the money you made franchising your name and bet it against the Calgary Flames?

I thought the Oilers we're due!
The game was fixed. They had Talbot in net for god's sakes.

 

[The Nemesis]

Unfortunately for you I'm not an orphan owned by HFBoards.

 

[LeafalCrusader]

And the results are in. For firing Chiarelli, 100%, for keeping Chiarelli, 1%. And we remind you there is a 1% margin of error.

This just in, a large bear like animal like animal most likely a bear has wandered down from the hill in search of food or perhaps employment in the Oilers head office.

 

[hangman005]

Oilers head office - earlier this week

McTavish: Nobody ruins the Edmonton Oilers but me... Except maybe Kevin Lowe

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

TV Announcer: The National Hockey League all star game is coming to San Jose!
It's all here--fast-skating, high scoring, and No intensity? You bet!
Bart: Hey, Dad, how come you've never taken us to see an all star game?
Homer: I...don't know.
TV Announcer: You'll see all your favorite hockey stars. Like Jimmy Howard!
Devan Dubnyk! Miro Heiskanen! Keith Yandle! And Kyle Palmieri!
Homer: Oh, I never heard of those people.
TV Announcer: And they'll all be signing autographs!
Homer: Woo-hoo!

 

[hangman005]

Jumps out of manhole

PK Subban: Bellemare bit my bottom now my bottom big!!!

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Tom Brady is a cheater, according to 10-year-old boy's science fair project

 

[tony d]

 

[c9777666]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Oilers fans: We at least have assets to move at the deadline to help the rebuild right Mr Katz?

Katz: Chiarelli tell your fan base what you acquired when I sent you out to improve our team's depth

Chiarelli: Curse you magic beans!

Katz: Oh stop blaming the beans!

 

[Mr Fahrenheit]

 

[The Nemesis]

Bob Nicholson: "Mr. Lowe, what did you and Mr. Chiarelli do after you were ejected from the GM meetings?"

Lowe: "We pretty much went right back to Rogers Place."

Nicholson: "Mr. Lowe, I remind you that you're under oath."

Lowe: "....we called every AHL team asking if they had any defencemen we could acquire for a 6th round pick."

Nicholson: "And when there weren't any?"

Lowe: "We... scouted local beer league games... *sobs*"

Nicholson: "Members of the Oilers executive board, does this sound like a GM that got "all the trades he could make"?"

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Bob Nicholson: "Mr. Lowe, what did you and Mr. Chiarelli do after you were ejected from the GM meetings?"

Lowe: "We pretty much went right back to Rogers Place."

Nicholson: "Mr. Lowe, I remind you that you're under oath."

Lowe: "....we called every AHL team asking if they had any defencemen we could acquire for a 6th round pick."

Nicholson: "And when there weren't any?"

Lowe: "We... scouted local beer league games... *sobs*"

Nicholson: "Members of the Oilers executive board, does this sound like a GM that got "all the trades he could make"?"

Bob Murray: That could have been me!

 

[hangman005]

Take a trip down memory lane with this one.

John Spano: (yelps) Give me, uh, 1 New York Islanders please.
Gary Bettman : That'll be $165, 000, 000, please.
John Spano: Look, the thing about that is I only got $10 on me. Can I pay you the rest later?
Gary Bettman: Sure.

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Katz: Okay Keith, this is what you're gonna do. You're gonna hang up, call me back, and say the exact opposite of everything you just said. Goodbye. Oilers fans come over here I want you to hear what the guys over at the front office think of your GM.

Keith Gretzky: Um, Peter Chiarelli is a... brilliant GM with lots of well thought-out, practical, ideas. He is insuring the long term success of this organization for years to come. Oh yes, and his personal hygiene is above reproach.

 

[belair]

Wayne Gretzky: "Well, I guess my job's done here."

Keith Gretzky: "What do you mean? You didn't do anything. You just got drunk drinking red wine!"

Wayne Gretzky: <winks> "Didn't I?"

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

 

[tony d]

Someone should have gave this advice to Chiarelli:

 

[Ozz]

My 4 year old's new favorite request:

 

[John Price]

Bob Nicholson: "Mr. Lowe, what did you and Mr. Chiarelli do after you were ejected from the GM meetings?"

Lowe: "We pretty much went right back to Rogers Place."

Nicholson: "Mr. Lowe, I remind you that you're under oath."

Lowe: "....we called every AHL team asking if they had any defencemen we could acquire for a 6th round pick."

Nicholson: "And when there weren't any?"

Lowe: "We... scouted local beer league games... *sobs*"

Nicholson: "Members of the Oilers executive board, does this sound like a GM that got "all the trades he could make"?"

More Chiarelli humour

 

[tony d]

 

[Ralph Spoilsport]