TV: Favourite Simpsons Moments | Part III

[c9777666]

'We interrupt this public affairs program to bring you a football game."

 

[tony d]

 

[Ceremony]

Examine your scalp for ringworm.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Get it while it’s unbelievably hot kids!!!

 

[Taro Tsujimoto]

Doesn't this family know any songs that aren't commercials?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I feel like chicken tonight
Like chicken tonight
Like chicken tonight

 

[tony d]

 

[belair]

Yeah...Nice gag.

 

[hangman005]

Yeah...Nice gag.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Peter Chiarelli tenure as GM of the Oilers...

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

The doctor said I wouldn’t have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger outta there

 

[bigdirty]

The before teacher yelled at me too.

 

[NyQuil]

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

The spelling of Florida as Floreda gets me every time.

 

[Ceremony]

I'm not a state. I'm a monster!

 

[hangman005]

"The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!"

 

[tony d]

The consumate classic:

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogey man or boogey MEN in this house!

 

[Psyfer]

Chiarelli's negotiating skills

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Chiarelli's negotiating skills

I'll trade you this delicious Ryan Spooner for that crummy old Ryan Strome.

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Chiarelli's negotiating skills

Meanwhile at a recent press conference

My fellow Oilers fans, as a young boy I too dreamed of being a Chia pet. But tonight I say we must move forward, not backward! Upward, not forward! And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!!!

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Chiarelli: Yeah that's one fine looking hockey team.

WHY DOESN"T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT!!!

WHY MUST LIFE BE SO HARD?

WHY MUST I FAIL AT EVERY ATTEMPT AT GENERAL MANAGING?!?

 

[tony d]

Oilers practise today:

 

[hangman005]

Katz: He's kind of had it in for me since I accidentally ran over his dog... Actually replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly" and "dog" with "First Overall Draft Pick"

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

And the results are in. For firing Chiarelli, 100%, for keeping Chiarelli, 1%. And we remind you there is a 1% margin of error.