TV: Favourite Simpsons Moments | Part III

[hangman005]

HEAR YE HEAR YE! Ye Old Thread Proclaimed Crappy By All!

Here's a better one ​

Click to read more...

 

[LeafalCrusader]

The old thread's gone to heaven Mr Terwilliger

 

[Jumptheshark]

isnt this like the 300 best of simpsons thread?

 

[hangman005]

isnt this like the 300 best of simpsons thread?

Technically yes, but you see the number of threads kept going up towards heaven but then it got lost along the way, so now it's a Lovematic Simpsons Thread.

 

[hangman005]

The old thread's gone to heaven Mr Terwilliger

 

[The Nemesis]

HEAR YE HEAR YE! Ye Old Thread Proclaimed Crappy By All!

Here's a better one ​

 

[The Nemesis]

isnt this like the 300 best of simpsons thread?

No. You see, Hangman was counting forward from the last Simpson thread and... Ahhh!!

Ok, if anyone asks, @jumptheshark requires 24-hour nursing care, @LeafalCrusader is a clergeyman and @Fixed to Ruin was wounded in Vietnam!

 

[hangman005]

"Well, I'd like to, ma'am, but he's too damn good!"

(Hangman in for the score )

 

[hangman005]

No. You see, Hangman was counting forward from the last Simpson thread and... Ahhh!!

Ok, if anyone asks, @jumptheshark requires 24-hour nursing care, @LeafalCrusader is a clergeyman and @Fixed to Ruin was wounded in Vietnam!

You forgot @MetalheadPenguinsFan is seven people

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

We at the Favorite Simpsons Thread want a poster with attitude. He's edgy, he's "in your face." You've heard the expression "let's get busy"?
Well, this is a user who gets "biz-zay!" Consistently and thoroughly.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

"Well, I'd like to, ma'am, but he's too damn good!"

(Hangman in for the score )

 

[NyQuil]

 

[The Nemesis]

We at the Favorite Simpsons Thread want a poster with attitude. He's edgy, he's "in your face." You've heard the expression "let's get busy"?
Well, this is a user who gets "biz-zay!" Consistently and thoroughly.

So he's proactive?

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

So he's proactive?

Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.

 

[NyQuil]

I’m fired aren’t I?

 

[hangman005]

Fixed to Ruin: Give us back our concert, hangman!.
Hangman: So, New Threads looking pretty good now, isn't it, with our ample parking, and daily Who concerts.

 

[bigdirty]

The new thread has heart, but the old thread has a football in the groin.

 

[LeafalCrusader]

View attachment 170415

Fixed to Ruin: Give us back our concert, hangman!.
Hangman: So, New Threads looking pretty good now, isn't it, with our ample parking, and daily Who concerts.

Scientists show that New Thread posters are less attractive physically and while we speak in a well educated manner they use low brow expressions like oh yeah and c'mere a minute!

 

[hangman005]

Oh, yeah? They think they're better than us, huh? @The Nemesis, c'mere a minute!

 

[bigdirty]

Things didn't end well for the last guy who started a new thread:

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

You know, when I found out that @hangman005 was starting a new thread, I went through a wide range of emotions. First I was nervous, then anxious, then wary, then apprehensive, then...kind of sleepy, then worried, and then concerned, but now I realize that starting a new thread is something you have to do.

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Things didn't end well for the last guy who started a new thread:

Lets sacrifice him to our God! We did it all the time in the old threads.

 

[The Nemesis]

View attachment 170491
Oh, yeah? They think they're better than us, huh? @The Nemesis, c'mere a minute!

You c'mere a minute!

 

[hangman005]

"And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of New Thread. They had banished the awful Old Thread forever, because it was haunted. Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of turnip juice."

 

[LeafSadist]

Do you know how to cook dinner?