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jokesondee

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4 hook ups, pound them and leave them sore.

I may have crossed a line.
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GeorgeJETson

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About 4 games should just about do it so about a week.:naughty: :laugh:

Sounds right to me!

It's 2023, there's no shame in just a hook-up.

EDIT: And for the benefit of the elders in here, hook-up is what you used to call a one-night stand.

Well, I learned a new term today. Hey ma, I'm hip now!

EDIT 1: Wait, I probably just made myself look un-hip by using the word 'hip', didn't I?

And also by using the word 'un-hip'.

EDIT 2: While I'm familiar with the term hook-up, I guess I still prefer one night stand.

And there's definitely nothing wrong with it. It's just too bad in my younger days not many women thought that was a good idea when it involved me :laugh:
 
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Well, I learned a new term today. Hey ma, I'm hip now!

EDIT 1: Wait, I probably just made myself look un-hip by using the word 'hip', didn't I?

And also by using the word 'un-hip'.

EDIT 2: While I'm familiar with the term hook-up, I guess I still prefer one night stand.

And there's definitely nothing wrong with it. It's just too bad in my younger days not many women thought that was a good idea when it involved me :laugh:
The best part about one night stands was the one night. The standing was just exchausting.
 
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4 hook ups, pound them and leave them sore.

I may have crossed a line.
Make sure that line has the the word "consensual" printed in block letters. Sometimes a really vigorous session is mutually pleasurable, and sometimes even gentle fun can result in soreness. That's why God made lubricants, because She knew that sometimes you need them.

EDIT 2: While I'm familiar with the term hook-up, I guess I still prefer one night stand.

And there's definitely nothing wrong with it. It's just too bad in my younger days not many women thought that was a good idea when it involved me :laugh:
My mom is only 59 but she relates that as a teenager you would get your rep trashed by a hook-up. (Cough) Not that she ever would do that, of course. (Cough) If girls back then thought it was a bad idea, it was no reflection on you.
 
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Tom ServoMST3K

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What a miraculous recovery by the captain of F*** Vegas, once again he was on his death bed for most of the year and now that the playoffs are about to start low and behold F*** Vegas activates him. The powers of healing when you play for F*** Vegas.
I honestly don't mind the cap circumvention too badly. It's a loophole in the rules and good teams should look to exploit loopholes.

There isn't a "spirit" of a CBA to break IMO, lol.

That being said, the tweet like "OMG STONE HAS RECOVERED!" from the team really annoyed me.

So, in conclusion. f*** Vegas.
 

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What a miraculous recovery by the captain of F*** Vegas, once again he was on his death bed for most of the year and now that the playoffs are about to start low and behold F*** Vegas activates him. The powers of healing when you play for F*** Vegas.
 

GeorgeJETson

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Make sure that line has the the word "consensual" printed in block letters. Sometimes a really vigorous session is mutually pleasurable, and sometimes even gentle fun can result in soreness. That's why God made lubricants, because She knew that sometimes you need them.


My mom is only 59 but she relates that as a teenager you would get your rep trashed by a hook-up. (Cough) Not that she ever would do that, of course. (Cough) If girls back then thought it was a bad idea, it was no reflection on you.

Good thing I'm significantly younger than 59! ;)

(Actually, it wasn't necessarily anything to do with me. It's a long story involving how you look upon yourself vs how others actually look at you coupled with insecurities I had. I'll spare everyone the boring details and I'll just say that I can joke about it now)

Wasn't me, it was Mrs. Wizard. But she's stable, back home, and the house is full of the damn kids. So I'm hiding in here and catching up on all the gossip.

Glad to hear things are at least in a more stable situation. Wishing all you the best.
 
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KingBogo

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Except when you are retired. Nice sunny day, did a good workout this morning, my wife and I then took the dog for a hour long walk mostly in green space, then did a little banking this afternoon, after that sat in the sunroom for a little Happy Hour.

But F**K Vegas! :laugh:
At risk of quoting myself. My sister had the best line I can remember. When asked by a friend what she did in retirement, her response was "Everything I use to to do on the way home from work". :laugh:

But F**k Vegas!
 

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I honestly don't mind the cap circumvention too badly. It's a loophole in the rules and good teams should look to exploit loopholes.

There isn't a "spirit" of a CBA to break IMO, lol.

That being said, the tweet like "OMG STONE HAS RECOVERED!" from the team really annoyed me.

So, in conclusion. f*** Vegas.

Its a loophole when you can circumvent the spirit of the law HONESTLY. It is not a loophole when you have to lie, obfuscate or otherwise manipulate fact in order to take advantage of it.
 
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