ESPY: Nikki Glaser BURNS Edmonton Oilers

[hangman005]

I feel the Florida sun burns more than this... especially if your from Edmonton

 

[Chet Manley]

Pointing out that Florida doesn't have ice is observational humour now? We really need to forgive Louis CK.

 

[Canadienna]

Kane looked like he wanted to laugh but knew he shouldn't. There's a little smirk behind the eyes for sure.

All pretty tame chirps.

 

[Killer Orcas]

It was actually kind of pathetic and not funny. I get people wanna make jokes but maybe do better jokes this wasn't good.

 

[HockeyVirus]

What do people expect? A general audience probably knows basically nothing about hockey. If she makes more "inside" jokes people wouldn't get them so these are easy to get even if you don't follow the sport.

I'd like to see the folks here come up with a more original joke that is funny

 

[Pucklington]

What are the Espys?

 

[Coffey]

I feel the Florida sun burns more than this... especially if your from Edmonton

What sun?

Now that we got over our heatwave, next week is looking wonderful!

 

[hangman005]

What sun?

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Now that we got over our heatwave, next week is looking wonderful!

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Oh Florida was bad so I grounded the sun. and as I imagine Edmonton is England of Canada, I assume that's your one fine day this year

 

[Guttersniped]

I don't know the celebrity jabber jabber so I thought it was HIS ex...

She a great comedian who routinely kills it on Celebrity Roasts, this isn’t close to her best work.

Her set at the Tom Brady Roast

https://www.reddit.com/r/comedy/s/58JQv9D96N

 

[Breakers]

Kane doesn’t strike me that he learned anything from bankruptcy.

And another one is imminent after he retires

 

[CycloneSweep]

Oh Florida was bad so I grounded the sun. and as I imagine Edmonton is England of Canada, I assume that's your one fine day this year

Edmonton summers are great weather wise. But only the summers.

 

[Mr Kot]

What sun?

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Now that we got over our heatwave, next week is looking wonderful!

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oh dear lord i cant imagine hot humid weather. ill stick with -30 thank you very much

 

[Coffey]

Oh Florida was bad so I grounded the sun. and as I imagine Edmonton is England of Canada, I assume that's your one fine day this year

Sorry to ruin your assumption, but we get more sun than any other major city in Canada. haha Or at least super close with Calgary and Winnipeg.

 

[Peasy]

Oh Florida was bad so I grounded the sun. and as I imagine Edmonton is England of Canada, I assume that's your one fine day this year

Vancouver would be Canada's England.

 

[Coffey]

This is now an educational thread for people who have no idea how much sun Canadian cities get.

 

[hangman005]

Edmonton summers are great weather wise. But only the summers.

Ehhh they still look too hot to me, I make fun of Edmonton all the time, but Iceland and their 10-15C highs in summer sounds wonderful to me.

 

[hangman005]

Sorry to ruin your assumption, but we get more sun than any other major city in Canada. haha Or at least super close with Calgary and Winnipeg.

You're not sorry at all

 

[Demigod11]

People who say ice hockey are as weird as people who say marijuana cigarette.

 

[Coffey]

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[Oilslick941611]

People who say ice hockey are as weird as people who say marijuana cigarette.

I say marijunana cigarette ironically though.

People who say ice hockey don't know hockey and are just passengers, I imagine she knows nothing about hockey.

I generally don't like her comedy but at the end of the days its only joke from a comedian, it doesn't matter, people shouldn't get all riled up over it.

 

[AnInjuredJasonZucker]

She was great on the Brady roast, but that was painfully weak. ESPN has been gun shy since Norm MacDonald had what may have been the best televised event monologue ever.

 

[brentashton]

People who say ice hockey are as weird as people who say marijuana cigarette.

There’s other types of cigarettes?

Who knew.

 

[thefutures]

Edmonton fans are taking jokes a little better good to see them healing a bit. Imagine if zadorov said this tho they might head for the nearest bridge

 

[KlefDown]

not sure anyone under 40 found this funny, this is peak old people humor

I've seen better jokes about Oilers on here

 

[snag]

oh dear lord i cant imagine hot humid weather. ill stick with -30 thank you very much

I will take hot and dry or cold and dry. That is why I would never live anywhere near a coast and love living on the prairies. Damp sucks more than the actual temperature imo.