GDT: ENEMIES OF JERKDOM IN RALEIGH

I would have been pissed off if they wasted that awesome @MrazeksVengeance GDT.

But the boys came through!!

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Yeah, they seemed worse than they usually are. Very Pro Capitals
I was actually impressed with them looking at the replay of walker cross-checking the shit out of mangiapane - one actually called out that he was cross-checking ghost himself. Seems like something they usually ignore.

That is my nice thing said about them for the playoffs
 
It has been 6 years since Shed of Vengeance (Memorial of Vengeance)

So much has changed since then. Setting aside any personal stuff or the fact that the world got bu^tfu^ked by a virus, it must be noted that Canes have changed drastically within the context of the League. More play-off appearances since that season than before altogether. Not too shabby.

I have changed within the context of F26 as well. I have spent a decent amount of time out of character (not this season, because I had to return to my roots and also because there is less time). I have used small letters extensively. I have behaved like a normal person on occasion. YET THERE ARE ALWAYS CONSTANTS IN LIFE AS WELL AS HOCKEY.

AND THAT IS WASHINGTON CAPITALS MUST BE HATED FOR THEY ARE AN AFFRONT TO HOCKEY, HUMAN DECENCY AND OVERALL HYGIENE.

...

OPEN LETTER TO:

Dear Washington Capitals

MAY YOU BURN IN HELL IN A HOLE DUG JUST FOR YOU
WHERE THE KING OF FLIES POKES YOU IN YOUR EYES AND PUTS NEEDLES IN YOUR SHOES

HE CAN TAKE BUNCH OF STICKS AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR PRICKS AND THEN BRAKE 'EM 'CROSS HIS KNEE
MAY WORMS EAT YOUR GUTS AND BULLS KICK YOUR NUTS THAT WOULD BE A SIGHT TO SEE

YOU'RE LUNATICS AND WITLESS PRICKS, YOU'RE SHARTS OF THE HUMAN RACE
MAY YOU DWELL IN HOCKEY HELL, WHERE YOU WILL SHARE TORONTO's PLACE

MAY THE IMPS OF HELL, BRING AALL NETTLES SPRUNG IN MARCH
THAT WOULD EVER STAND, UPON CAROLINA'S LAND AND THEN SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ARSE

GET MAULED BY BEARS, FOR A THOUSAAND YEARS, PASS THEN TEN KIDNEY STONED A DAY
That'd be a proper way for you dumbass fu^king who^reson cu^ts to pay
(for your transgressions against mankind THAT IS)

May everything you try to spread on any pastry turn to shit.
props my brother
 

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