Player Discussion Emil Heineman

[1909]

It seems to be an injury to a wrist. Too bad the Habs will miss him for few weeks. I guess they gonna recall RHP.

 

[dackelljuneaubulis02]

I’m glad that it’s not TOO bad but wtf kind of luck we have that there’s no on ice injuries for awhile so some f***ing witch doctor has to conjure up this garbage?!?

It seems to be an injury to a wrist. Too bad the Habs will miss him for few weeks. I guess they gonna recall RHP.

f*** that

 

[Naslundforever]

msl quote the car is a wreck is hilarious.

omg when I first saw an article I thought he might be dead or something. Sounds like it could have ended way worse. So freaky.

 

[expy]

UTAH Fugitives

 

[MarkJ]

relocate this nameless club.

 

[Habs13]

Wow this sucks almost as much as this new board... I can't get used to this thing.

 

[red devil]

 

[sampollock]

It seems to be an injury to a wrist. Too bad the Habs will miss him for few weeks. I guess they gonna recall RHP.

NO NOT him

 

[BigDaddyLurch]

...so which member of Utah's coaching staff was driving the car??...

 

[sampollock]

...so which member of Utah's coaching staff was driving the car??...

bettman

 

[BigDaddyLurch]

bettman

...probably couldn't see over the steering wheel...

 

[HabsAddict]

I read that Laine was speeding in his new car and accidentally hit Heineman in the heinie!

At least Laine manned up and bought him a whoope cushion!

Laine is dangerous and reckless...

 

[1909]

NO NOT him

As the 13th forward, why not ? I prefer the kids to keep progressing in Laval.

 

[red devil]

 

[LaP]

I read that Laine was speeding in his new car and accidentally hit Heineman in the heinie!

At least Laine manned up and bought him a whoope cushion!

Laine is dangerous and reckless...

You should post that on facebook since they don't fact check anymore

 

[Vinceee]

I’m surprised and impressed how MSL is chill about Heineman freak injury

 

[Jurivan Demidovsky]

Fack.

 

[Tyson]

I am grateful that this was not a worse scenario. Many years ago our unit was in Fort Lauderdale and the first night there one of my teammates was hit and killed crossing the street, a father of 5. The glass is half full. Glad Emil is ok. Life can change in a hurry.

 

[LV426]

The hockey Gods are coming up with new things to injure our players... Unreal

 

[Beendair Donedat]

Heineman was playing so well that the City of Salt Lake, fearing for a night of fourth line domination, took it upon themselves to eliminate him from tonight’s game.

From files from the Associated Press:

Montreal Canadiens “super” rookie Emil Heineman, the man they affectionately call “Moose” was once again the target of a vehicle attack by supporters of an opposing team, this time in Salt Lake City.

Heineman, a rookie quietly having a terrific season in Montreal, was given the nickname “Moose” from his teammates for his propensity to have vehicles and humans bounce off his large frame with little to no personal damage. Only this time, things were different.

“We did it, we got that (expletive redacted) Moose,” an unnamed Salt Lake City employee was heard shouting yesterday evening. “We lost several vehicles, including an armoured tank and multiple city trucks, in a wildlife/hockey incident that is being investigated,” was the statement issued from the Mayor’s office.

Speaking upon the condition of anonymity, several City of Salt Lake employees said they had received inside information of the location of “the Moose” from a demonic smiling, mullet sporting gentleman with an affiliation for sour candy who kept muttering “now I’ll get to play.”

Story will be updated when further information becomes available.

 

[Don D]

Get some horns and lights on those horse and buggy's.

Buggies or carriages are not the answer!

Multiple people, including children, injured in horse-drawn carriage crash in Melancthon

OPP officers are investigating a crash involving a mini-van and horse-drawn carriage that sent several people, including children, to the hospital.

www.ctvnews.ca

 

[viceroy]

Even without Heineman emergence, I had no hope on Ferrell and Mesar, even less on Kidney

But you did on Roy and Harvey-Pinard?

Laine-Dach-Heineman

Was really hoping they would've tried that for even just one period.

I assume this was in Salt Lake City where the beer flows like wine.

Yeah 2.5% Beer.

 

[bsl]

It seems to be an injury to a wrist. Too bad the Habs will miss him for few weeks. I guess they gonna recall RHP.

Where did you hear wrist? Because for a shooter that is not good.

 

[ZUKI]

It happens in Montreal unfortunately. Drivers vs Pedestrians on bikes.

" Pedestrians on bikes ? ". Just to ask because English isn't my language, does it mean walking on their bikes ?

But you did on Roy and Harvey-Pinard?



Was really hoping they would've tried that for even just one period.



Yeah 2.5% Beer.

Stores closing at 6;00 PM, i guess

 

[ahmedou]

Witnesses say they saw Pez push Heineman in front of the car so he can get back in the line-up.

Pezzetta on Heineman: ''Emil Heineman was supposed to go to dinner with the guys last night, but texted the group chat saying he couldn’t go because of a funny story.''