Series Talk: ECFs Discussion - Return of the Jerks!

[Chaos2k7]

How about we all change our usernames to

Evil-Simpsons Characters and flood the mains with Canes predictions?

Who is in? Too high effort or too hilarious?

 

[Boothinator]

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its started early

wonder how much over the weight limit for a team is with ekblad back

Problem if nobody wants to be on the Laffs and they have to overpay

 

[Idiot Stick]

 

[Dnigly13]

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its started early

wonder how much over the weight limit for a team is with ekblad back

this is BS. the tax rate for most us states is proably on average 6%. Plus the panthers need to pay half their income on road games, but signing bonuses will be in the home state. difficult to account for so lets just use a round number like 5%. Canada has a 4% lower tax bracket but their provincial taxes are higher. Ontario is 14% so thats only like 10% higher than Florida and Quebec is 20% higher.

so assuming a 88M cap

Average US advantage - 92.6M
Ontario - 97.7M
Quebec - 110M

The idiot that did the math is assuming a 33.8% tax rate different.

 

[Chaos2k7]

this is BS. the tax rate for most us states is proably on average 6%. Plus the panthers need to pay half their income on road games, but signing bonuses will be in the home state. difficult to account for so lets just use a round number like 5%. Canada has a 4% lower tax bracket but their provincial taxes are higher. Ontario is 14% so thats only like 10% higher than Florida and Quebec is 20% higher.

so assuming a 88M cap

Average US advantage - 92.6M
Ontario - 97.7M
Quebec - 110M

The idiot that did the math is assuming a 33.8% tax rate different.

Facts are not friends to those types of people.

 

[Mogo]

Stolarz to Chucky "Go get another"

 

[Chaos2k7]

Stolarz to Chucky "Go get another"

Obvious signs he is still concussed.

 

[Pink Panther]

Stolarz to Chucky "Go get another"

Full quote: "Go get another groin"

 

[zeroG]

Stolarz to Chucky "Go get another"

Chucky to Marner ""

 

[KW]

Chucky to Marner ""

Ah so he was quoting batting

 

[pantherbot]

Stolarz says he got a concussion from Bennett but he doesn't blame Bennett, shit happens. Of course the crying from Leafs fans on how Stolarz injury changed everything will be never ending

 

[KW]

Stolarz says he got a concussion from Bennett but he doesn't blame Bennett, shit happens. Of course the crying from Leafs fans on how Stolarz injury changed everything will be never ending

I’m leaning towards believing Stoli for now, but just for the sake of the argument, imagine if he’d said, hey it was the hard slapper I’m pretty sure.

The fallout would be way worse.
“Why was he left in the game?”
“Why didn’t he take himself out?”
“Are the masks that vulnerable?”

The easier path is to say Benny did it. He’s already the asshole villain. It steers fans to yell at the refs and the hockey gods.

Of course, Stoli could be telling the truth.

 

[Ekblast]

When the whole benched turned to check if it was offsides....that was cool.

 

[Chaos2k7]