GDT: ECF: Game 1 - New York Rangers vs Florida Panthers, 8pm ET, ESPN

[Machinehead]

You understand that it would be difficult to change the rotation of the earth?

I'm not asking to change the rotation of the earth. I'm asking them to start games at the normal Eastern time in a series between two teams on the Atlantic coast.

 

[Machinehead]

But would death metal kill a Florida Panther if it was actually a Panther and not a Cougar?

The Spanish word for panther is pantera. Pantera slaps.

My little league baseball team was the Cougars. We sucked.

Based on this evidence, the cougar dies, the panther doesn't.

 

[Zirakzigil]

The Spanish word for panther is pantera. Pantera slaps.

My little league baseball team was the Cougars. We sucked.

Based on this evidence, the cougar dies, the panther doesn't.

Im confused. So does the cougar die from kids or the music?

 

[Machinehead]

Im confused. So does the cougar die from kids or the music?

I don't know, we did a pretty good job of killing ourselves out there.

 

[Zirakzigil]

I don't know, we did a pretty good job of killing ourselves out there.

I mean it makes sense that kids would kill a cougar, but I dont see the link to death metal than.

 

[Kupo]

No, that's not what happened.

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I must express my profound admiration for the exceptional manifestation of your intellectual prowess, which, like a radiant beacon amidst the nebulous expanse of cognitive inquiry, illuminates the labyrinthine corridors of thought with unparalleled brilliance.

 

[BlueOil]

It is about me. My team is playing. We start games at 7. This is annoying.

that's some regular season thinking right there

this is the playoffs!

 

[Kingfan1967]

So current Rangers fans (those that live in NY) vs retired Rangers fans (those who retired to Florida and now support the Panthers)

 

[Machinehead]

that's some regular season thinking right there

this is the playoffs!

We've started our games at 7 the entire playoffs!

 

[Ratsreign]

Such robust vernaculars you all have

*y’all

 

[NJ DevLolz]

Life doesn't revolve around the East coast. No matter how badly you think it does

Yes it does. East coast is the Mecca of the world

 

[Ratsreign]

So you have Chemistry with....... cougars

Don’t hate the player......

 

[Zirakzigil]

Yes it does. East coast is the Mecca of the world

Thats not how geography works though

 

[mm11]

No doubt the rangers steamroll tonight. In fact, they wrap it up in 5. Just too much talent and determination this year. Lavy is pushing the right buttons

 

[NYRfan85]

Literally half of the league's teams are in the Eastern time zone. So the East games should be at 7/7:30.

I don't mind the 8pm starts on the weekend, but they're rough during the week, especially if it goes to OT.

 

[Ugene Magic]

The Spanish word for panther is pantera. Pantera slaps.

My little league baseball team was the Cougars. We sucked.

Based on this evidence, the cougar dies, the panther doesn't.

Im confused. So does the cougar die from kids or the music?

I don't know, we did a pretty good job of killing ourselves out there.

I mean it makes sense that kids would kill a cougar, but I dont see the link to death metal than.

Ask Ricky Barkov.

 

[Ratsreign]

But would death metal kill a Florida Panther if it was actually a Panther and not a Cougar?

Axually, This is their internal soundtrack while hunting

 

[MarotteMarauder]

Such robust vernaculars you all have

That would be all y'all!

 

[Ratsreign]

We've started our games at 7 the entire playoffs!

Welcome my son,
welcome to the machine

 

[Ratsreign]

Actually, my scientific expertise is in chemistry.

I do know that panthers aren't real and the logo is most definitely a puma.

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Definitely is a puma concolor

 

[OurlordAndSaviorKuch]

Why do we let partisans create these board-wide gameday threads? Dude is obviously a rags partisan and didn't hide it. There should at least be pressure to hide it.

Lmao Home team always gets the GDT during the playoffs? You must be new here.

 

[Ratsreign]

Exactly. They are Felinae! Just because Florida man named them that doesnt make it true!

They used to range all up the east coast, out to the Mississippi. The panther misnomer probably predates the beloved Florida man, at least any English speaking Florida man. Probably, possibly, (I have no clue, lol) came from the early Spanish explorers in FL and up the Mississippi calling it a “pantera”
Fun fact*.....most of the “Florida man” originally came from NY



*fun fact, as in, just having fun

 

[TheGooooch]

I hope that the that scores the most goals wins the game

 

[Oilslick941611]

I don't like Cousins, so by extension

GO RANGERS.

 

[SatanicToedrag]

I hope that the that scores the most goals wins the game

Take that, that the that