GDT: ECF: Game 1 - New York Rangers vs Florida Panthers, 8pm ET, ESPN

[Machinehead]

In fairness, some of us from NY are at least a little dumb. We make slightly above national average income. Pay 17.8 million % higher cost of living expenses ... just to have better

You might have a point, but I was born here and I'm dying here.

You're not going to catch me moving to Nowhere, Nowhere anytime soon.

 

[TheWrongWay]

I'm married.

I'm Idaho

 

[Fitzy]

Remember to enjoy watching the game.

 

[Clark Kellogg]

You might have a point, but I was born here and I'm dying here.

You're not going to catch me moving to Nowhere, Nowhere anytime soon.

I will translate for all our Aussie cousins: Machinehead will not be moving to the Woop Woop anytime soon.

 

[Baby Duck Homme]

I know you hate us PK Subban.

We hate you too.

 

[Machinehead]

I know you hate us PK Subban.

We hate you too.

That man is a Rangers fan and he's afraid to admit it.

He's lashing out.

 

[Machinehead]

Remember to enjoy watching the game.

I can't remember the last time I actually enjoyed a game this late in the season.

I enjoying being here and discussing it. I enjoy it when they win.

Having to watch the f***ing hockey game is the worst part.

 

[TheWrongWay]

You might have a point, but I was born here and I'm dying here.

You're not going to catch me moving to Nowhere, Nowhere anytime soon.

Oh, joking, I love it here. Every direction I look ... oh hey, Canada and Cali are on fire ... a trillion tornadoes in the midwest ... southeast US ravaged by hurricanes.

My biggest complaint here is my WiFi goes down 4 minutes a month

 

[Baby Duck Homme]

That man is a Rangers fan and he's afraid to admit it.

He's lashing out.

I guess he commentates how he played. Passive aggressive. Sometimes you can feel Mess staring at PK and wilting him. PK talks a slew of shit.

 

[Machinehead]

Oh, joking, I love it here. Every direction I look ... oh hey, Canada and Cali are on fire ... a trillion tornadoes in the midwest ... southeast US ravaged by hurricanes.

My biggest complaint here is my WiFi goes down 4 minutes a month

Can't take f***ing Verizon anywhere.

 

[duhmetreE]

the game is really starting at 8:20.... I hate it

 

[chosen]

 

[McRanger92]

Henrik on pregame: "which team will make it harder on the other goalie". Rangers need to protect Igor at all costs.

 

[Machinehead]

In the regular season, the earlier it is, the more I care about how we look as a performance indicator, versus actually winning.

The first two rounds are an uncanny valley where I assess how we look against playoff competition, but also we literally have to win.

By the third round, I'm firmly in the camp of just winning eight more games and I couldn't give a drop of piss how.

 

[Ben Grimm]

Stanley Cup Droughts
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4. Stars 1999
3. NYR 1994
2. Oilers 1990
1. Panthers Never

 

[Machinehead]

Speaking of which, this would be a phenomenal time for every goaltender to just diarrhea himself against us, like every goaltender did for the 2023 Knights and the 2017 Penguins.

 

[TominNC]

Oh, joking, I love it here. Every direction I look ... oh hey, Canada and Cali are on fire ... a trillion tornadoes in the midwest ... southeast US ravaged by hurricanes.

My biggest complaint here is my WiFi goes down 4 minutes a month

Not really hurricane alley near Charlotte, NC. And plenty of transplants from back north to watch hockey with.

 

[OthmannOut]

My cat just hacked up a hairball. Is it a sign?

 

[FIRE DRURY]

f*** Sam Bennett

https://twitter.com/v3ktorious/stat...93304362258735359&currentTweetUser=v3ktorious

https://twitter.com/v3ktorious/stat...93304362258735359&currentTweetUser=v3ktorious

 

[Atax]

Let’s go

 

[will1066]

Nick Cousins has the most punchable face in the league as voted by fellow players

 

[will1066]

They're gonna interview Mika

 

[Machinehead]

Nick Cousins has the most punchable face in the league as voted by fellow players

Seth Jarvis would have won but nobody wants to touch that radioactive mess.

 

[DumpnChase12]

I’m not at all nervous. This is just fun.

Ill have what he's smoking

 

[HatTrick Swayze]

f*** Sam Bennett

Haha this cannot be real