Oh, I wish I knew what you said.
I'll move my reply to this thread. You can't derail a thread that never had rails to begin with.
Something along the lines of:
1. Drop trow(ers) and give us something else naked to stare at instead.
2. I gave you an easy out after you said you didn't like this has gone. But you went with naked instead and left that door wide open. All you had to do was sent me a DM for the affiliate links to those type of sites.
3. It's like a seeing a trainwreck, you can't help but stare.
I forget which one I ended up using. Probably 2 because it's more wordy and open ended.
Then I remembered the wife had already put me in timeout for something I said. Then threatened to change the locks after I doubled down on it. It was hilarious, she just had no sense of humor. So I figured I'd self moderate myself before I got in trouble on here too.