Disney Star Wars General Discussion

[S E P H]

There is no way that Daisey Ridley movie is real. Please, somebody, neuralyze me.

E: Omfg, they gave Rian a set of movies? I need a lobotomy at this point.

 

[Osprey]

Is going to be in love with and bang a new robot girlfriend in this one too?

Would you prefer a non-binary partner?

 

[x Tame Impala]

Would you prefer a non-binary partner?

You’re on a roll with the dad jokes

I just remember being in the theater watching Solo and losing it when Glover drops to his knees and yells when his favorite sex bot gets shot and “dramatically” dies in his arms lol. It was too much.

Must be tough being a robo sexual

 

[trojansoilers]

At least they hired someone to write all 3 movies to avoid being an incoherent mess.
I felt like they were on to something with The Force Awakens and The Last Jedi, until they completely fudged it up with "somehow Palpatine returned".

 

[x Tame Impala]

They fudged it up when they had Luke toss back that lightsaber like it was can of coke he just finished. Rian Johnson sucks and he toppled the trilogy with his dumb direction choices

 

[NyQuil]

E: Omfg, they gave Rian a set of movies? I need a lobotomy at this point.

"You must learn the truth."

"What truth is that, Master?"

"The Force actually doesn't exist. In fact, this entire galaxy doesn't. You've been in a serious car accident, and you've suffered extensive brain damage."

"What? Impossible!"

"Search your feelings. Your real name is Dale Jefferson. You work at Staples."

"But, if that's the case..."

"Yes, it's all an invention of your own mind. Star Wars doesn't exist. What you have instead, is a general malaise regarding the utter pointlessness of modern existence. But in a witty way."

"Man, have you ever subverted my expectations!"

"Well, it's really just the plot of Vanilla Sky."