Anton Dubinchuk
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Half the NHL fans: No playoffs, only thing to look forward to is the draft lottery.
Boston fans: Devastating, Biggest choke job in history.
NYR fans: Crushed, we loaded up for the playoffs and got bounced.
Col fans: Well, we won a cup but failed losing to an expansion team
Isles fans: We're old, slow, gave a huge contract to Horvat and without Sorokon, are a lottery team.
WPG fans: Time to blow it up.
MIN fans: Our coach sucks and we don't have enough talent.
Leafs fans: We finally got past the 1st round and now we are down 2-0.
Canes fans: WTF, the same rally towels as the first round?
*Publishers Clearing House comes to your house and presents you with a $10m check*
Canes fans: “ew that’s your signature? Get a new one.”