Post-Game Talk: Deck the halls of Coyotes' goalies, Fa la la la la, Nucks 7-1

Mr. Canucklehead

Kitimat Canuck
Dec 14, 2002
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Both Biega and Sestito out for the pre-game skate...speculate away. If I'm Willie D, easily, I prefer Biega in the lineup over Sestito. Easily the better hockey player.
 

Orca Smash

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Feb 9, 2012
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Doh. Can't believe this lump is still here.

Its nuts, last week willie basically said he doesnt want to play him, but benning sounded happy with him after watching him in utica. Have to think after xmas when kassian and hansen are back hes gone, he has to be.
 

Sharpshooter

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Dec 14, 2011
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1. Score more goals than the other team.
2. Don't get injured by Hanzal.
3. Harshly judge every goal Miller lets in.

4. Bash Bieksa every time he touches the puck.
5. Call the Kesler trade a loss every time Sbisa touches the puck.
6. Call the rookie Vey a bust for not playing like a veteran.
7. Be sad about winning because it was against a non-contending team.

8. Bring up Garrison every time a defenseman makes a mistake.
9. Bring up Santorelli every time a centerman touches the ice.
10. Take a drink every time the team gets a PP. You'll need it.

11. Say we should have loaned Horvat to WJC every time he takes a shift.
12. Complain about all of this before the game even starts.

13. Give up before the game starts because obviously we are a weak, fragile team whos played way above their level and should have the same amount of points as Edmonton because our core is rotten.

14. Complain endlessly about posters you don't like instead of talking about the game.

14. Get moderately smug if we score quick, but give up instantly if we get scored on at any point thereafter.
15. Go into a deep depression if said scoring ties the game.
16. Complain about the Sedins not dominating every shift they take.
17. Complain about Daniel not scoring if Henrik does.
18. Ignore any mistake Tanev makes even if Bieksa/Sbisa were criticised earlier for the same thing.

Truly, with these airing of grievances...this thread has thus far been a Festivus miracle!

A donation in all of your names has been made to The Human Fund, 'Money For People'.
 

Rotting Corpse*

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Sep 20, 2003
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For someone who hasn't played at all this year Sesito sure gets **** on a lot. I thought he was ok last year.

You thought incorrectly.

For someone who plays 5 Minutes a game he was on ice for an astonishing amount of goals against last year. Swear to God he gave up a goal every other shift. It was insane how often the other team would score and on the replay there would be sestito, standing around cluelessly.

Having said that, I thought he did play a pretty good game in the one he was on this year. Had a noticeable chip on his shoulder.
 

TheWanderer

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Nov 15, 2013
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#19 Say we should tank for McJesus whenever we are losing.
#20 Propose win-now trades whenever we are winning.
#21 "We should have went with Lack" after every Miller GA.
#22 Rock back and forth, crying for the return for Kassian with our heads between our knees, every time we get out-muscled along the boards.
#23 Pray for a quick recovery for Hamhuis every time the puck is stuck in our zone.
 

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