Confirmed Signing with Link: Datsyuk signs with SKA St.Petersburg (2 years, ₽500M)

[Confucius]

As a Coyotes fan, i am PISSED. This jerk has some nerve to treat his new team like this. Sure, we aren't the Red Wings, but we can throw a goddamn tailgate party. We put our skates on one foot at a time like everyone else. Who does this guy think he is?

They call him the "Magic" Man? You're DAMN RIGHT the magic man!! He does a hell of a disappearing act! I can't believe i spent 250 bucks on your jersey, you fraud! Datsyuk?
More like Dats Yukky!

I could punch a friggin nun right now. God forbid a nun crosses my path today. I quit hockey. What a blockbuster trade, all for nothin. Nothin but a damn Benedict Arnold like TRAITOR.

**** this!!!



Please don't ask me why i did this. I don't have any other answer rather than it's 3am in Arizona right now and there is literallly nothing else to do here, but this.

You can't be serious? Everyone new he wasn't going to actually play for the Yotes.

 

[UAGoalieGuy]

You can't be serious? Everyone new he wasn't going to actually play for the Yotes.

He wasn't serious.

 

[Confucius]

He wasn't serious.

Thanks, guess I'm a little slow this morning. Or at least slower than usual

 

[NJD28]

500 million rubles is 174,683,168,850.00 in vietnamese dong.

I'd think about converting, but I have all the dong I need.

 

[Fourier]

He wasn't serious.

Though to be honest a Datsyuk Coyotes jersey might make an interesting collectors item.

 

[VanIslander]

Who would want to play hockey here?