Corny's a bit crazy, but he knows the business, Russo never understood the business and pretty much after he lost Vince as a filter he showed he was a terrible writer and had no idea what he was doing. I mean I have sympathy for the guy on a physical level, he probably did permanent brain damage when he actually stepped into the ring. But the guy was a talentless hack with bad ideas.
Russo was worthless without the vince Filter.
With the vince Filter, occasionally something that would make me laugh out loud would be allowed to happen. Stone Cold pouring cement into vince's corvette was a russo thing and it was brilliant. but for every idea Russo had that vince Mc used, he threw 25 out the window because they were dumb. Russo was crash TV for the sake of Crash TV.
The problem is, Jim Cornette was worthless without the Mchamon filter too.
Give Cornette the book and it would be this sort of thing from 1998
Jim Cornette promises to bring in a UFC star who will take his No Holds Barred bare knuckle dominance to the WWF rings. This is teased for a few weeks, with Jim Ross, Doc Hendrix and others arguing with Corny in backstage interviews and on commentary on Superstars and RAW. Finally JR tells Corny enoughs enough and JR promises to get Cornette time on RAW to bring in this star and have him show his stuff.
So on RAW JR interviews Cornette, who brings out Dan "The Beast" Severn, complete with UFC title around his waist and clips airing. Corny cuts the promo and gets across that Severn is a serious, silent assassin and promises he'll challenge anyone next week to a special match where the opponent has 5 mins to make Severn submit (tap) or pin him.
The next week Cornette gives an over the top intro to Severn's challenger as he brings out Scott Taylor as the challenger. Severn smashes him with several suplexes and double leg tackles before ground and pounding him to a ref stoppage. Corny promises another challenge on Superstars. That Saturday it's Tony Devito and he's smashed too.
RAW sees JR and Corny argue on commentary with Vince playing the middle man over Severn needing to take a real challenge.
Superstars sees Severn Nick Barberri and Gary Sabaugh grapplef***ed back to back in less than 5 total mins. Cornette and JR get into backstage later in the show over Severn needing to face a WWF superstar.
That Monday Cornette mocks JR for whining over Severn only facing some rookie no-name clowns. Corny rants in the ring and then says send out today's victim. Mark Starr starts to walk to the ring, when Doink's music hits and Corny starts screaming. He gets in Doink's face and screeches that Severn is a real killer and has no business messing with a goofy clown. Severn and Corny converse for a moment and the challenge starts. Doink prances and Severn snarls and double legs him. A series of 5 vicious German suplexes follow before the ref steps in and stops it. Severn grabs Doink's wig and rips it off and Corny wipes his paint off with Severn's towel. Doink is written off the show.
This prompts JR to confront Corny once again that weekend on Superstars and Severn grabs JR's arm, places it on the announce table and elbows his wrist "breaking" it. 9 days later on RAW, Severn is out for yet another open challenge, and JR appears with a cast on his arm. He tells Corny he's got an old friend who wants to confront the bully Severn. With that JR's touts the man's history of football and wrestling achievement before bringing out "Dr. Death" Steve Williams. Severn shits himself and Corny has a coronary. A match is made for the next PPV.
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WWE loses two full ratings points during these segments, and WCW wins the Monday Night Wars.
And why would Dr Death cause an actual fighter like Severn to shit his pants?
Cornette was in many ways way too routed in old school wrestling. in 1997 he still believed the world thought Wrestling was real. We all knew it was fake in the 80's Jim.
he made such a stink over "misusing" Dan Severn in the mid 90's.
Dude, Severn's go to move was a fireman's carry take down. I don't care how "real" you are, you're not getting over using amateur mat wrestling, and having the personality of a potato.
Severn was a bigger Bob Backlund and I'm not talking about the awesome batshit Bob who snapped on Bret Hart. I'm talking that vanilla howdy doody who "gosh darns" everything.
Yeah I'm sure his suplexes alone would've gotten him over in the attitude era.