OT: Coronavirus (COVID-19) thread

[FIRE DRURY]

Again with the toilet paper!

 

[Inferno]

NM.

 

[Edge]

You know, this whole mad, frantic, coronavirus-inspired rush to find toilet paper could've been avoided.
If only we'd heeded the warnings of the movie "Demolition Man" and converted to the three seashell approach to bathroom hygiene.

#SlyWasRight

 

[Trxjw]

Trump is delaying his announcement until I have to jump on a conference call in 5 minutes.

 

[NYR Viper]

Trump is delaying his announcement until I have to jump on a conference call in 5 minutes.

I think he's delaying so there is less time for the market to react prior to the weekend

 

[FIRE DRURY]

You know, this whole mad, frantic, coronavirus-inspired rush to find toilet paper could've been avoided.
If only we'd heeded the warnings of the movie "Demolition Man" and converted to the three seashell approach to bathroom hygiene.

#SlyWasRight

Ok, I’ll bite.

How do you actually use the three shells?

 

[Edge]

Ok, I’ll bite.

How do you actually use the three shells?

Hahahaha, you hear that?

He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!!!

 

[GordonGecko]

Hahahaha, you hear that?

He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!!!

hah, what an idiot!

everybody knows how, 100% no problem

 

[will1066]

Please tell us you've activated Chuck Norris.

 

[Leonardo87]

Hahahaha, you hear that?

He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!!!

 

[MyLoveIsBlue]

 

[will1066]

This has become a nothingburger

 

[GordonGecko]

 

[KirkAlbuquerque]

This has become a nothingburger

bruh.

 

[KirkAlbuquerque]

I can’t wrap my head around the toilet paper frenzy.

Food? Water? Alcohol? Coffee? Weed? Sure..

But toilet paper?! Cmon people.

Have you ever run out of toilet paper? It’s a very unpleasant situation.

 

[will1066]

This woman is tone deaf

 

[FIRE DRURY]

Have you ever run out of toilet paper? It’s a very unpleasant situation.

Yes, I have.

It’s not nearly as unpleasant as running out of the essentials I listed.

 

[Edge]

This woman is tone deaf

Like she's unveiling a new car.

 

[KirkAlbuquerque]

Yes, I have.

It’s not nearly as unpleasant as running out of the essentials I listed.

Which would those be? Can’t find your comment.

 

[Edge]

This feels like a shareholder meeting.

 

[will1066]

These people aren't even practicing social distancing

 

[will1066]

This feels like a shareholder meeting.

This is a markets play. A great day for medtech companies.

 

[will1066]

How many hands have touched that podium?

 

[will1066]

That f***ing woman is still smiling in the back!

 

[Edge]

Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States.

Sponsored by CVS.