Injury Report: Community Injury Thread

[DesertPenguin]

So hear me out right? I think the whole team might be better off just blatantly, irresponsibly, intentionally breaking quarantine protocols in an attempt to all get Covid. Let's shut this whole thing down for two weeks. Reset it, let some defensemen get healthy, try again. Sure, we might lose one or two in the process, but let's be honest at the rate we are going someone is going to show up as dead on the injury report one of these days right?

 

[Zirakzigil]

So hear me out right? I think the whole team might be better off just blatantly, irresponsibly, intentionally breaking quarantine protocols in an attempt to all get Covid. Let's shut this whole thing down for two weeks. Reset it, let some defensemen get healthy, try again. Sure, we might lose one or two in the process, but let's be honest at the rate we are going someone is going to show up as dead on the injury report one of these days right?

Thats gunna be a no from me dog. Lets not really tempt fate even more. With our luck one or more of Crosby, Malkin, Letang would be out long term with side effects.

 

[DesertedPenguin]

So hear me out right? I think the whole team might be better off just blatantly, irresponsibly, intentionally breaking quarantine protocols in an attempt to all get Covid. Let's shut this whole thing down for two weeks. Reset it, let some defensemen get healthy, try again. Sure, we might lose one or two in the process, but let's be honest at the rate we are going someone is going to show up as dead on the injury report one of these days right?

They're not allowed to practice during a COVID shutdown.

This team needs practice, not more time away from the ice.

 

[Tom Hanks]

So hear me out right? I think the whole team might be better off just blatantly, irresponsibly, intentionally breaking quarantine protocols in an attempt to all get Covid. Let's shut this whole thing down for two weeks. Reset it, let some defensemen get healthy, try again. Sure, we might lose one or two in the process, but let's be honest at the rate we are going someone is going to show up as dead on the injury report one of these days right?

So having too short of a pre season has really effected them so the plan is more time off.............

 

[Tom Hanks]

They're not allowed to practice during a COVID shutdown.

This team needs practice, not more time away from the ice.

Did you forget to log into your 2nd account before replying? Seems like you are arguing with yourself. It is a Friday though

EDIT: Wait, it’s 2 accounts separated by “ed”. My apologies

 

[Zirakzigil]

Did you forget to log into your 2nd account before replying? Seems like you are arguing with yourself. It is a Friday though

 

[Tom Hanks]

TIL that @DesertPenguin & @DesertedPenguin are 2 separate accounts They got me!

 

[Ugene Magic]

TIL that @DesertPenguin & @DesertedPenguin are 2 separate accounts They got me!

 

[Zirakzigil]

TIL that @DesertPenguin & @DesertedPenguin are 2 separate accounts They got me!

Are we sure though? Have they been in the same room together?

 

[DesertPenguin]

Did you forget to log into your 2nd account before replying? Seems like you are arguing with yourself. It is a Friday though

EDIT: Wait, it’s 2 accounts separated by “ed”. My apologies

Yeah I can't say I'm thrilled about the similarity, and at least from my side it was unintentional. I'm just a Pens fan living in Phoenix. Hopefully everyone gathered that comment was in no way serious.

 

[EightyOne]

Yeah I can't say I'm thrilled about the similarity, and at least from my side it was unintentional. I'm just a Pens fan living in Phoenix. Hopefully everyone gathered that comment was in no way serious.

Gotta change to

@the_realDesertPenguin

 

[DesertedPenguin]

Did you forget to log into your 2nd account before replying? Seems like you are arguing with yourself. It is a Friday though

EDIT: Wait, it’s 2 accounts separated by “ed”. My apologies

When I registered, I had no idea there was a similarly named account. I think I registered years ago, changed my account name at some point. Freaked me out when I was quickly scrolling through and didn't remember posting something.

 

[DesertedPenguin]

Gotta change to

@the_realDesertPenguin

I was here first!

Besides, they're really not the same.

DesertPenguin is located in the desert.

DesertedPenguin has been left behind. Could be a desert. Could be a city. Could be a jungle. Could be Mars. Who knows?

 

[EightyOne]

I'm here for the DessertedPenguin

 

[Randy Butternubs]

Did you forget to log into your 2nd account before replying? Seems like you are arguing with yourself. It is a Friday though

EDIT: Wait, it’s 2 accounts separated by “ed”. My apologies

I was totally thinking the same thing.

 

[DesertPenguin]

OK, there's only one thing to do.

 

[dogthateats]

I'm here for the DessertedPenguin

 

[DesertedPenguin]

OK, there's only one thing to do.

 

[Tom Hanks]

 

[EightyOne]

 

[Tom Hanks]

So at the start of the season this was our projected lineup

Injured-Injured
Injured-Marino
Injured-Ceci
Injured-Ruhwedel
PO Joseph-Weber (added later)
Czuczman

 

[ChrisKuuuunitz]

I was so close to almost getting excited for this hockey season soon too...

 

[Gurglesons]

So at the start of the season this was our projected lineup

Injured-Injured
Injured-Marino
Injured-Ceci
Injured-Ruhwedel
PO Joseph-Weber (added later)
Czuczman

I love being a Penguins fan.

 

[CrosbyMalkin]

So at the start of the season this was our projected lineup

Injured-Injured
Injured-Marino
Injured-Ceci
Injured-Ruhwedel
PO Joseph-Weber (added later)
Czuczman

And somehow 5-1-1 in our last 7 games with our defense decimated. Really is crazy this team has been this resilient. It doesn't look pretty but this team has heart and never quits.

 

[PensandCaps]

They can't afford Letang being out too long.

Ceci/Ruh can play well for a bit but will eventually be overwhelmed in the top 4.