GDT: Chat GPT Presents the GDT. Oilers v Islanders, 7PM. SNW

[Ibanez]

This hitless hockey just isn’t my thing. What a boring f***ing game.

If we play like this in the playoffs (assuming we make it). It’s probably outtie like a belly button in the first round.

 

[Pip]

If you switched the goalies this game would be 5-0

I wonder if practicing on Stu has killed this team’s ability to pick corners lol

 

[MessierII]

Nuge has one goal in his last how many regular season games again?

 

[CanadasTeam99]

Blatant trip at the blueline, but can't give us a PP b/c it is 2-1

 

[syz]

Do they not have icing in the KHL? This dude has iced it like 4 times tonight.

 

[JeffSkinner53]

Nuge has one goal in his last how many regular season games again?

1 goal in 15 games this year

 

[OfCorsiDid]

wtf is this music

that's a terrible remix lol

 

[CanadasTeam99]

Nuge has one goal in his last how many regular season games again?

Nevermind a goal. I can barely remember when he makes a good play by himself. He has played like a 1.5 Million player thus far. League minimum actually

 

[Ibanez]

Nuge has one goal in his last how many regular season games again?

But what about the intangibles

 

[BlackDogg]

Just the bathroom

 

[OfCorsiDid]

Perry about to lose it on the ref. Welcome to the Oilers brotha.

 

[Tobias Kahun]

I guess islanders are just allowed to hold sticks to play defense

 

[CanadasTeam99]

COmmon Ryan. Makes a bonehead pass leading to a rush the other way. Why not keep it in the corner. Veteran with a panic pass. You are not McDavid trying to make some low % pass bud.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

Jeff Skinner might not even get 10 minutes of ice time tonight. What the f*** was the point of signing him and letting Holloway walk than giving up 10 years of age and upside?

 

[Sra1974]

1 goal in 15 games this year

On pace for six goals

 

[JeffSkinner53]

Refs put the whistles away

 

[OfCorsiDid]

f***in Brett "Norris" Kulak out here

 

[Sanchez]

McJesus!!!!

 

[BlackDogg]

Diving doesn't pay

 

[CanadasTeam99]

I guess islanders are just allowed to hold sticks to play defense

Yup and a nice trip. It's like the CAR game where they stopped making calls and CAR caught up

 

[Cloned]

That was a penalty lol

 

[JeffSkinner53]

97 is back

 

[Oilslick941611]

There we go McDavid. That’s a nice goal. He f***ing shot the puck.

 

[Lay Z Boy GM]

Beautiful

Praise McJesus

 

[dssource]

Connor shot it! And it went in!