GDT: Chat GPT Presents the GDT. Oilers v Islanders, 7PM. SNW

[oobga]

That’s probably a goal if whoever was in front just backhanded it instead of a full body turn to pass to air

 

[syz]

That was a damn fast commercial break

Director told some intern to go to commercial next time there was a whistle. He didn't realize the intern has the reaction speeds of professional table tennis player.

 

[Vagabond]

SNET NOW PREMIUM just put a bunch of commercials on in the middle of the play! W t f!

Give me Prime any day. This is Bush-League level shit!

 

[CanadasTeam99]

Isles are just blocking everything. I don't think they ever change. Boring AF. Just have theor goalies steal games and block shots. We need a multi goal lead here with Shhhhhhkinner

 

[OfCorsiDid]

They say you can't make the playoffs in November though

It still holds true. Although the Jets are on pace for what, 90 points by mid-January?

 

[Jimmi McJenkins]

Oilers making Ryan Pullock look like trash. Too bad they suck overall for not trying to score and such

 

[nexttothemoon]

I like the way they are playing... but I don't like that they still need 15 decent chances to get 1 goal. Top teams will destroy this team while the Oilers mess up chance after chance.

 

[syz]

Love to see guys having to talk to the trainers on the bench because they bumped into somebody. Always a good sign.

 

[CanadasTeam99]

Like look at that. Bomb from the point and a few Oilers are in the corner lol. nobody in front of Sorokin on that replay

 

[Jimmi McJenkins]

Good quick shot from Hyman, too bad he's just closing his eyes and firing it

 

[Senor Catface]

Good quick shit from Hyman, too bad he's just closing his eyes and firing it

You know it's a serious bowel movement when you have to close your eyes.

 

[OfCorsiDid]

"It's a good hockey game"

No jack it's not, this is like watching paint dry.

 

[Jimmi McJenkins]

3rd line has just owned the isles tonight, not trying to score, but having the puck

 

[oobga]

"It's a good hockey game"

No jack it's not, this is like watching paint dry.

Long discussions about shots that don’t make it to the net. And complimenting crosschecks direct in the back 2 feet from the boards. This is what we all pay to see.

 

[OfCorsiDid]

Isles are just blocking everything. I don't think they ever change. Boring AF. Just have theor goalies steal games and block shots. We need a multi goal lead here with Shhhhhhkinner

Roy and Lou decided on the Islanders mantra to be:

"Defend like the Panthers, Attack like the Ducks"

 

[tardigrade81]

Dominating in shots and time of possession and yet one goal to show

 

[OfCorsiDid]

You know it's a serious bowel movement when you have to close your eyes.

The ole "firing blind" method is only used in emergencies.

 

[GrumpyKoala]

Roy and Lou decided on the Islanders mantra to be:

"Defend like the Panthers, Attack like the Ducks"

Quack... Quack

 

[syz]

This game is gonna turn into another nightmare Moral Victory isn't it.

 

[BlackDogg]

"It's a good hockey game"

No jack it's not, this is like watching paint dry.

It's like being at a hockey game and the grocery store. More like the grocery store though.

 

[OfCorsiDid]

It's like being at a hockey game and the grocery store. More like the grocery store though.

I would rather watch that commercial on end for 20 minutes than this shit.

 

[McFlash97]

Man, what an awfully boring hockey game.

Draisaitl is having a good game. So is Kulak. Perry surprisingly good, however the rest just look meh. Nuge is starting to really piss me off. So useless.

 

[tardigrade81]

Great. Just what we need. Hyman to be hurt.

You just knew it was coming. Letting them hang around

 

[BlackDogg]

We just don't have the better goalie

 

[OfCorsiDid]

Fishbowl man scores