Confirmed with Link: Carter Hart Officially Charged With One Count Of Sexual Assault (Per His Lawyers); Non-roster, salary cap info in OP

[nacc BLOCC]

What are the proper terms you'd like used so that we can suit your needs?

my friend, nobody uses those terms in real life.

if you’re talking about the assault try “the alleged assault” or if you want to be one of the diplomats (NOT juelz/‘ron/etc) maybe the “incident in question”.

if you are talking about your own engagements or proclivities, “group sex” is much more palatable and doesn’t imply that you’re sitting in a barcalounger-cum-urinal actively batin.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Wrong, it was Beef's fault. It's always Beef's fault.

I will allow this only if Beef was not a Comcast customer in 2010. If he was, Holmgren could have made the call to cut him off and chose not to do so.

 

[Rich Nixon]

can we please stop saying gangbang in this thread and holy shit i can’t believe i’ve read the word train used like that here.

this is not craigslist missed encounters and none of you are rappers.

seriously, hard to prosthelytize about the seriousness of the matter and the need to believe an alleged victim and then turn around and describe an alleged assault using cheeky porno terms

 

[Beef Invictus]

Can you elaborate on the meaning of that?

I hope it means we fight

 

[Beef Invictus]

I will allow this only if Beef was not a Comcast customer in 2010. If he was, Holmgren could have made the call to cut him off and chose not to do so.

I did not have cable in 2010

 

[nacc BLOCC]

I hope it means we fight

i envision a choose your own adventure sort of scenario; open-ended, but with snacks afterwards!

 

[mja]

What are the proper terms you'd like used so that we can suit your needs?

Gang rape would definitely be more in line with the allegations, but I hesitantly used gang bang in a post because it was supposing the defense's best case scenario. I understand the objection.

 

[deadhead]

Per the logic here, it is a blow to society that you would judge him in any way. He was found not guilty in a court, you know. If you don't presume he is an innocent and safe angel then you're horrible.

I took probability theory, I don't gamble b/c the odds are with the house, and I don't assume OJ and a knife is a safe proposition.

There is a universe where he's an innocent and a safe angel who wouldn't harm a fly (he was a RB, not a LB), but I'm not sure I'm living in that universe. I think a civil jury found him guilty based on a preponderance of evidence standard, so I'm figure we're somewhere between 51-95% probability that he did it.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

i envision a choose your own adventure sort of scenario; open-ended, but with snacks afterwards!

Ah, so the Stone King will be present?

 

[Beef Invictus]

I took probability theory, I don't gamble b/c the odds are with the house, and I don't assume OJ and a knife is a safe proposition.

There is a universe where he's an innocent and a safe angel who wouldn't harm a fly (he was a RB, not a LB), but I'm not sure I'm living in that universe. I think a civil jury found him guilty based on a preponderance of evidence standard, so I'm figure we're somewhere between 51-95% probability that he did it.

You just collapsed society

 

[Kermit the Prog]

I hope it means we fight

Anchorman-style

 

[nacc BLOCC]

Ah, so the Stone King will be present?

if he’s down to get smooched, catch a left, and eat some curry, he gon be there, indubitably.

 

[Beef Invictus]

if he’s down to get smooched, catch a left, and eat some curry, he gon be there, indubitably.

Will there be vindaloo

 

[Kelmitchell2]

Any chance this gets Canada banned from world juniors for a few years?

 

[nacc BLOCC]

Will there be vindaloo

vindaloo, saag, gaeng ped faktong, panang, and all the accompaniments will be available, aplenty, and hard-earned to all participants

 

[bennysflyers16]

It’s absolutely batshit crazy to me that people on the internet have opinions about a case that has been thoroughly reported on for years. If anyone even has a thought about this case until 2026, Lady Justice will come for you like Michael Myers.

Don't joke, my sisters 40 yrs ago have me still convinced that f***er is after me still

 

[Amorgus]

I hope it means we fight

Sounds like a gangbang to me.

 

[bennysflyers16]

Sounds like a gangbang to me.

gang bang song - Google Suche

 

[Embiid]

Sounds like a gangbang to me.

This is one thread where kink shaming is not "Aaron verboten"

 

[FLYguy3911]

Any chance this gets Canada banned from world juniors for a few years?

Nope. The tournament pretty much dies without Hockey Canada's support. Plus the tournament is in NA the next 3 years including twice in Canada.

 

[Kelmitchell2]

Nope. The tournament is pretty much dies without Hockey Canada's support. Plus the tournament is in NA the next 3 years including twice in Canada.

That was my thoughts as well, just wasn't sure if there was something they could do about the potential hush money rumor

 

[Embiid]

As mentioned upthread...hopefully Hartless isn't Assailant number 1.

Looks like maybe teams need to start introducing criminal profiling techniques when interviewing potential draftees..

The ironic thing is that goalies tend to have odd loner/neurotic personalties as is. Balfour was a known headcase and Hasek was another odd bird. Cechmanek sadly had a personality disorder and he did harm on himself ultimately...

Oh...and let's not forget Bryzaster....grand larcenist

Now Boosh......clearly Boosh is a pathological liar!

Goalie Personalities: What Makes Goalies Quirky

Goalies are known for being a peculiar sort. Maybe it's because of their rituals and superstitions. Surgeons, drummers and goalies...

hockeygrrls.blogspot.com

 

[TB87]

Anchorman-style

 

[Kelmitchell2]

So let's just say all parties are found guilty for the sake of this question, is it more likely that the players will be suspended, or terminated from the nhl?

 

[trostol]

So let's just say all parties are found guilty for the sake of this question, is it more likely that the players will ge suspended, or terminated from the nhl?

should be terminated