Post-Game Talk: Caps 3 Jets 2 We suck in OT edition

[PhilJets]

84-85 Jets say hi...

Hello 84-85

I know they have a lot of 30 goal scorers on that team.

This team will be better once they get their 107 points regular season and lose in the Stanley cup finals to OVIE


edit: Win the Stanley cup finals beating OVIE's team
We reach the cup final so we better win already !

 

[Peggy]

Rather see Armia, Roslovic and Morrissey than Buff, Little and Wheeler in OT at this point. Everyone saw that coming.

everyone, but the head coach

 

[204hockey]

Little and Wheeler on 3 v 3 OT is kinda like watching Dumb and Dumber over and over and over again!

idk i kinda like that movie.. i like it i like it alawwt ...

 

[Ippenator]

5vs5 score and venue adjusted Corsi

Wheels 64%
Connor 62%
Little 60%

Ehlers 51%
Stastny 41%
Laine 36%

High danger chances

C 77%
W 63%
L 69%

S 0%
L 0%
E 14%

Scoring report for the Jets:

Laine & Ehlers 2
The rest of the team 0

End of report.

 

[behemolari]

Maurice will ultimately be the fail of the jets in the playoffs

he's the losingest coach for a reason and it's not just cause he's had s long career

im maybe too paranoid here but sometimes it just feel like guy is paid for losing

 

[Georgetown Al]

Sounds like a Public Outhouse...

Dam...

Farting and smoking don't mix?

 

[Royale With Cheese]

Buff on the ice in 3 on 3 OT?

= Guaranteed loss.

Maurice never learns.

 

[raideralex99]

Where's the stats man when you need him?
I want to know who is on the ice for 80% of the losses in OT ... seriously 8 out of 10 games in OT you lose when the same players are on the ice ... DUH you figure any coach with a half ass brain could figure out not to use those players unless of course you want to lose.

 

[Board Bard]

Little and Wheeler on 3 v 3 OT is kinda like watching Dumb and Dumber over and over and over again!

You forgot the coach. Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest.

 

[behemolari]

Buff on the ice in 3 on 3 OT?

= Guaranteed loss.

Maurice never learns.

he can't be that stupid

 

[204hockey]

and after todays game hutch will 100% get the preds game as we played helle today to get the easier game and win. pretty sure we will need more than 3 goals to win tomorrow lets hope laine has at least 2 in him since no one else wants to score

 

[AlphaLackey]

Who gives a flying ****?

You do, obviously. Or are you like those radio show guests who call in, rant for five minutes and then say "that's not what I wanted to talk about"

It's a game, it's entertainment.

You asked a question, I took the time to answer it, so what's all the screaming for? Yeesh.

And for some of us, part of the "entertainment" is in watching the haughty get undone by their own hubris. Watching Grammatica blow that ACL dancing around after a 40 yard field goal it 5 minutes into a 0-0 tied game. Watching the once might anti-stealing donkey sulk off into the background after making a horrible call. And, in this coming case, the inevitable Ovi-tears after an inevitable second-round exit.

They're not playing in DDR or North Korea, yeah?

Hard to tell when I've got the People's Authority on How We May Have Fun with Entertainment giving folks the third degree for Unauthorized Amusement.

 

[Dayofthedogs]

Where's the stats man when you need him?
I want to know who is on the ice for 80% of the losses in OT ... seriously 8 out of 10 games in OT you lose when the same players are on the ice ... DUH you figure any coach with a half ass brain could figure out not to use those players unless of course you want to lose.

We haven't lost 8 out of 10 games in OT.

 

[Kaako Kappo]

And for some of us, part of the "entertainment" is in watching the haughty get undone by their own hubris. Watching Grammatica blow that ACL dancing around after a 40 yard field goal it 5 minutes into a 0-0 tied game. Watching the once might anti-stealing donkey sulk off into the background after making a horrible call. And, in this coming case, the inevitable Ovi-tears after an inevitable second-round exit.

For a fan of a team that's never even won a playoff game you're awfully cocky. Let the boys celly my boi.

 

[behemolari]

For a fan of a team that's never even won a playoff game you're awfully cocky. Let the boys celly my boi.

Jets have lost much less postseason games

 

[bustamente]

Even 1 measly point gets us closer, a fancy one in honour of Ovie

 

[CorgisPer60]

Dam...

Farting and smoking don't mix?

f***ing hell, can you please quit typing in bold and upsized font? You aren't important enough to need it.

 

[AlphaLackey]

For a fan of a team that's never even won a playoff game you're awfully cocky. Let the boys celly my boi.

"Lighten up, it's a game, it's entertainment", he said, followed by yet another stern condition under which his authority dictates how you may or may not deriver entertainment from the game.

And the best part of it is that nice circular reasoning: "Show some class, don't criticize people who show no class", he said, in the middle of criticizing people for a perceived lack of class. Right up there with "lol who gives a flying f***" leading off your third consecutive post on a topic you yourself initiated.

Anyways. It's been fun, I'm sure I'll see you next GDT. You have a day now

 

[Jetfaninflorida]

5vs5 score and venue adjusted Corsi

Wheels 64%
Connor 62%
Little 60%

Ehlers 51%
Stastny 41%
Laine 36%

High danger chances

C 77%
W 63%
L 69%

S 0%
L 0%
E 14%

The Little haters are going to have to play the 'my eye test trumps your facts' card now

 

[10Ducky10]

I watched Stastny away from the puck tonight. He sticks to his check like glue in the D zone. Wheeler and a few others should watch some tape on Stastny.

 

[Dayofthedogs]

The Little haters are going to have to play the 'my eye test trumps your facts' card now

I just found it interesting some said the stast line was good and the vets cost us the game....

On to more interesting topics.

I am super interested if this means we get 4C Roslovic and Dano back in.

I like the idea of Dano in Nashville.

 

[razorsedge]

I made a gif...how do I post it?

 

[raideralex99]

We haven't lost 8 out of 10 games in OT.

Okay so you want to get techincal ... the Jets are 2-8 in the 5 min OT and 2-2 in shoot outs.
Now what ... the facts don't change ... it those same players are on the ice for all those losses.

 

[Wizard204]

The Little haters are going to have to play the 'my eye test trumps your facts' card now

You can’t just selectively post one set of stats to make someone look good.

 

[Dayofthedogs]

Okay so you want to get techincal ... the Jets are 2-8 in the 5 min OT and 2-2 in shoot outs.
Now what ... the facts don't change ... it those same players are on the ice for all those losses.

I just thought you wanted some stats...