Petey: My knee is bothering me
Toccs: Can you move it?
Canucks "medical" staff: What's a knee?
Petey, bending his knee: yeah, I can move it but it is bothering me
Toccs: take some painkillers and shut up about it
Canucks "medical" staff: oooooh, so that's what a knee is
Toxic: <silence, did not know Petey's knee was sore>
Later that year
Petey: my knee is getting worse, I need more pain killers now
Toccs: whatever, take more pills and shut up
Canucks "medical" staff: we have morphine, no worries
"Fans": Petey's play has fallen off a cliff, but he can't be injured or he would not be played. He has character issues
Even later that year:
Petey: yeah, I developed tendinitis in my knee, noticed it in January
Toccs: it's not an injury
Canucks "medical" staff: what's tinnitus?
Toxic: tendinitis would explain both a drop in play like witnessed, as well as being able to play when masked with painkillers. Not a good idea because acute tendinitis is only an inflammation, but continuing to strain it will inevitably cause tears and lead to chronic tendinitis - damage that is permanent unless removed thru surgical techniques. Having played thru it for several months, the only possibility is chronic. While acute could have been treated in a couple months back when it was first mistreated back in January 2024, chronic will take many months, most likely a year given that the inflamed knee was abused for several months
"Fans": he's getting paid $96m, suck it up buttercup
Toxic: well, he did suck it up and played thru the injury, which was the exact opposite of what he should have done. Had it been treated properly - and immediately - Petey would have been healthy for the playoffs and the team likely gets to the Cup finals last spring
Canucks "medical" staff: we don't see how ringing in the ears is a problem, we get that all the time when we stumble out of a nightclub at closing time
Next year
Media spouting the company propaganda: Petey had 4 months off, and he still sucks. Guy has character issues
"Fans": Petey had 4 months off, and he still sucks. Guy has character issues
Toccs: he's not injured
Petey: I have to say whatever it takes to not get traded until July 1, then I have a say where I go
Toxic: well duh, 4 months would have been more than enough for the inflammation Petey had in January last year, but he needs surgical procedures and about 12 months to deal with the permanent scarring and damage to the tendon he developed while playing thru the pain. And since he didn't get 12 months and he didn't get surgery, he must still be aggravating the injury. So he must be taking anti inflammatories and painkillers
"Fans": Toxic, that is pure conjecture, the Sedin's dog knows more than you, and you are toxic
Toxic: it's true I am toxic, but I actually have . . .
"Fans": Toxic, you are toxic. Just end it there. It's not like you have inside information
Reddit: here is video of Petey skating at 4 nations practice, looks explosive
Toccs: he isn't injured
Toxic: anyone can look good in practice, games are another thing entirely. As you can see, it's his right knee that has the problem
"Fans": Toxic, that is pure conjecture, the Sedin's dog knows more than you, and you are toxic
Toxic: it's true I am toxic, but I actually have . . .
"Fans": Toxic, you are toxic. Just end it there. It's not like you have inside information
Canucks "medical" staff: let's take notes on how MacAvoy was treated, if we could repeat that it would improve our performance
Reddit: here is a photo of Petey icing his right knee
Toccs: he isn't injured
Canucks medical staff: we are not sure how icing the knee will help with ringing in the ears
Toxic: the right knee? Who could have known? I mean, other than the Sedin's dog
"Fans": Toxic, you are toxic. Just end it there. It's not like you have inside information
Media spouting the company propaganda: the Sedins don't see eye to eye with Petey. They are warriors, Petey has character issues
"Fans": the Sedins don't see eye to eye with Petey. They are warriors, Petey has character issues
Toxic: the Sedin's entered the league when it was rougher and tougher, and they were able to play thru it. However Petey doesn't have the same type of injuries they had, and playing thru tendinitis actually makes it worse over time. And because I know other stuff that was never made public, I can say it is a bit of a blind spot for the Sedin's
"Fans": Toxic, that is pure conjecture, the Sedin's dog knows more than you, and you are toxic
Toxic: well at least we can agree on one thing
- I am toxic