GDT: Canes vs. Stars

Identity404

I am Rod’s simmering resentment
Nov 5, 2005
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This morning I at one of my 16 homes away from home - the Knights Inn motel near Reagan Airport. I began to run a bath. The water wasn’t hot but instead a slightly uncomfortable lukewarm. I removed a canister of Tropical Punch Kool-Aid mix from Brent Burn’s backpack and proceeded to dump a generous amount into the tub. I swirled my hand around the water and whispered to myself, “Oh Yeah.”

I took off my grass-stained Avia sneakers along with the rest of my clothes and climbed in. I submerged my entire body and took a gulp of the sweet, red liquid that surrounded me. As I soaked I pondered why nobody in my life could see my imminent success. My line combinations have never been wrong, just poorly timed… Sorry Caniacs. Today will be a big day. Today first line Martinook will score a goal.
 

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This morning I at one of my 16 homes away from home - the Knights Inn motel near Reagan Airport. I began to run a bath. The water wasn’t hot but instead a slightly uncomfortable lukewarm. I removed a canister of Tropical Punch Kool-Aid mix from Brent Burn’s backpack and proceeded to dump a generous amount into the tub. I swirled my hand around the water and whispered to myself, “Oh Yeah.”

I took off my grass-stained Avia sneakers along with the rest of my clothes and climbed in. I submerged my entire body and took a gulp of the sweet, red liquid that surrounded me. As I soaked I pondered why nobody in my life could see my imminent success. My line combinations have never been wrong, just poorly timed… Sorry Caniacs. Today will be a big day. Today first line Martinook will score a goal.
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This morning I at one of my 16 homes away from home - the Knights Inn motel near Reagan Airport. I began to run a bath. The water wasn’t hot but instead a slightly uncomfortable lukewarm. I removed a canister of Tropical Punch Kool-Aid mix from Brent Burn’s backpack and proceeded to dump a generous amount into the tub. I swirled my hand around the water and whispered to myself, “Oh Yeah.”

I took off my grass-stained Avia sneakers along with the rest of my clothes and climbed in. I submerged my entire body and took a gulp of the sweet, red liquid that surrounded me. As I soaked I pondered why nobody in my life could see my imminent success. My line combinations have never been wrong, just poorly timed… Sorry Caniacs. Today will be a big day. Today first line Martinook will score a goal.
 
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This morning I at one of my 16 homes away from home - the Knights Inn motel near Reagan Airport. I began to run a bath. The water wasn’t hot but instead a slightly uncomfortable lukewarm. I removed a canister of Tropical Punch Kool-Aid mix from Brent Burn’s backpack and proceeded to dump a generous amount into the tub. I swirled my hand around the water and whispered to myself, “Oh Yeah.”

I took off my grass-stained Avia sneakers along with the rest of my clothes and climbed in. I submerged my entire body and took a gulp of the sweet, red liquid that surrounded me. As I soaked I pondered why nobody in my life could see my imminent success. My line combinations have never been wrong, just poorly timed… Sorry Caniacs. Today will be a big day. Today first line Martinook will score a goal.

 

WreckingCrew

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Well.... we won't have to deal with the glass banger tonight



Oh shit, wrong stars.

Meh, leaving it cause f*** that guy

The comments are weird, there was literally a Star hockey player (and thousands of people per year) killed by a drunk driver, and here we've got a guy with a DWI and probation violation and people saying "hope he's out soon...he didn't deserve that...missed your presence". Like, no, dude drives drunk apparently multiple times, f*** him
 

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