GDT: Canes vs. Stars

[Anton Dubinchuk]

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[the halleJOKEL]

5-1 loss

 

[Derailed75]

Hard-hitting in-depth analysis, Friday night road game, biggest rival. What could go wrong?

 

[AD Skinner]

wut

 

[MinJaBen]

Should be fine.

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Yeah, but the star we get isn't on this list.

 

[Identity404]

This morning I at one of my 16 homes away from home - the Knights Inn motel near Reagan Airport. I began to run a bath. The water wasn’t hot but instead a slightly uncomfortable lukewarm. I removed a canister of Tropical Punch Kool-Aid mix from Brent Burn’s backpack and proceeded to dump a generous amount into the tub. I swirled my hand around the water and whispered to myself, “Oh Yeah.”

I took off my grass-stained Avia sneakers along with the rest of my clothes and climbed in. I submerged my entire body and took a gulp of the sweet, red liquid that surrounded me. As I soaked I pondered why nobody in my life could see my imminent success. My line combinations have never been wrong, just poorly timed… Sorry Caniacs. Today will be a big day. Today first line Martinook will score a goal.

 

[MinJaBen]

This morning I at one of my 16 homes away from home - the Knights Inn motel near Reagan Airport. I began to run a bath. The water wasn’t hot but instead a slightly uncomfortable lukewarm. I removed a canister of Tropical Punch Kool-Aid mix from Brent Burn’s backpack and proceeded to dump a generous amount into the tub. I swirled my hand around the water and whispered to myself, “Oh Yeah.”

I took off my grass-stained Avia sneakers along with the rest of my clothes and climbed in. I submerged my entire body and took a gulp of the sweet, red liquid that surrounded me. As I soaked I pondered why nobody in my life could see my imminent success. My line combinations have never been wrong, just poorly timed… Sorry Caniacs. Today will be a big day. Today first line Martinook will score a goal.

 

[LostInaLostWorld]

0+2+2+0+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+0+2+0+2+2+2+0+1+2+2+0+0+0+2+0+2+0+2+2+2=43

Win pls.

Thx in advance.

 

[geehaad]

5-1 loss

More like 50-1 loss, by the looks of that map.

 

[Wolfpuck]

MOSTLY PEACEFUL HOCKEY!

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

 

[AhosDatsyukian]

 

[Tryamw]

Hard-hitting in-depth analysis, Friday night road game, biggest rival. What could go wrong?

Nothing could possibly go wrong.
(Thinking call over)
Hello space Acme make sure that charge rifle arrives today.

 

[Stickpucker]

This morning I at one of my 16 homes away from home - the Knights Inn motel near Reagan Airport. I began to run a bath. The water wasn’t hot but instead a slightly uncomfortable lukewarm. I removed a canister of Tropical Punch Kool-Aid mix from Brent Burn’s backpack and proceeded to dump a generous amount into the tub. I swirled my hand around the water and whispered to myself, “Oh Yeah.”

I took off my grass-stained Avia sneakers along with the rest of my clothes and climbed in. I submerged my entire body and took a gulp of the sweet, red liquid that surrounded me. As I soaked I pondered why nobody in my life could see my imminent success. My line combinations have never been wrong, just poorly timed… Sorry Caniacs. Today will be a big day. Today first line Martinook will score a goal.

 

[HisIceness]

Try not to suck.

 

[chaz4hockey]

Big game--please don't stink tonight:

 

[Blueline Bomber]

This morning I at one of my 16 homes away from home - the Knights Inn motel near Reagan Airport. I began to run a bath. The water wasn’t hot but instead a slightly uncomfortable lukewarm. I removed a canister of Tropical Punch Kool-Aid mix from Brent Burn’s backpack and proceeded to dump a generous amount into the tub. I swirled my hand around the water and whispered to myself, “Oh Yeah.”

I took off my grass-stained Avia sneakers along with the rest of my clothes and climbed in. I submerged my entire body and took a gulp of the sweet, red liquid that surrounded me. As I soaked I pondered why nobody in my life could see my imminent success. My line combinations have never been wrong, just poorly timed… Sorry Caniacs. Today will be a big day. Today first line Martinook will score a goal.

 

[Svechhammer]

Well.... we won't have to deal with the glass banger tonight



Oh shit, wrong stars.

Meh, leaving it cause f*** that guy

 

[jstaal]

Canes play well in Washington, will be a tight game, possibly ot

 

[zman77]

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[WreckingCrew]

Well.... we won't have to deal with the glass banger tonight



Oh shit, wrong stars.

Meh, leaving it cause f*** that guy

The comments are weird, there was literally a Star hockey player (and thousands of people per year) killed by a drunk driver, and here we've got a guy with a DWI and probation violation and people saying "hope he's out soon...he didn't deserve that...missed your presence". Like, no, dude drives drunk apparently multiple times, f*** him

 

[Joe McGrath]

I get this joke and it makes me happy