Pre-Game Talk: Can I survive An Avalanche?

[Cloned]

Really I don't. I'll have to check my list or use another browser.

As long as you know I didn’t randomly go on a Home Alone wordpasta.

 

[Senor Catface]

You know what you’re missing

It's an age thing.

 

[Drivesaitl]

As long as you know I didn’t randomly go on a Home Alone wordpasta.

Its all good. A great new feature of the new board ignore function is not being able to see any of the posts, even if quoted. Its an advised feature suggested for decades. It just makes sense.

 

[Cloned]

Its all good. A great new feature of the new board ignore function is not being able to see any of the posts, even if quoted. Its an advised feature suggested for decades. It just makes sense.

I can’t imagine what reading some threads would be like though.

 

[rboomercat90]

Here’s the Home Alone movies summarized in reality:

Constantly neglected juvenile troublemaker (probably because he’s crying out for attention) gets left behind twice by his careless and overstressed parents. Said juvenile gets home invaded (twice) by two career criminals and is forced to hatch devious traps in order to stop them, setting him on a path to destruction and violence in the future and continuing the cycle of crime started by those two career criminals.

Pretty dark, right?

Nah, not really that dark. That was normal life growing up in the 70’s. We were a hardy and resourceful breed back then.

 

[tardigrade81]

Bad news everyone... For the first time since January 2019, I'm going to a game! A buddy and I got tickets for Friday. Oilers are 2-6-0 in games in which I've watched them live. The boys are on a roll though so maybe they can vanquish my back luck!

In all seriousness though, I'm excited to watch our new editions along with the Av's collection of stars like Makar, Mackinnon, Rantanen, ect tomorrow evening. I'll probably have fun as long as we don't get blown out.

Discuss!

A buddy of mine is going to! He lives in Regina (where I am) and is down there tonight and tomorrow for the game.

We came close to beating these guys last time. Let’s hope we can do that again

 

[tardigrade81]

This is neat

 

[Davo Ikinzom]

We came close to beating these guys last time. Let’s hope we can do that again

If Seattle can beat Colorado the Oilers damn well can

 

[tardigrade81]

I love the oilers but the Avs have single handedly chose me to go against the oilers. May the best man win

 

[TheNumber4]

Every time I tune into an Avs game or watch their highlights they look unstoppable. But every time they play Edmonton, they don’t. Are they taking it easy on us or are we competing?

 

[tardigrade81]

Every time I tune into an Avs game or watch their highlights they look unstoppable. But every time they play Edmonton, they don’t. Are they taking it easy on us or are we competing?

Nope we’re just that damn good my man!

 

[tardigrade81]

Anyone else think I kind of look like prime Val Kilmer?

 

[Niten Ichi Ryu]

Western Conferene final preview

 

[94 Oil Drops]

Considering all you are wearing is a bright orange McDavid jersey I am not sure how much flesh I want or need to see of you.

I on the other hand will be fully clothed wearing a royal blue Draisaitl jersey that is glowing red from how hot it is.

If I see you I promise not to look down and will buy you a beer.

Don't worry, I'll shave my legs before I drive to the arena.

The better question is can an avalanche survive an oil spill.

Dont worry about thinking if you bring good luck or bad luck by being there in person...as long as this little fella is in attendance, the Oilers got this.

"The snow of an avalanche will melt and evaporate when exposed to hot oil." - Woodcroft 2022 AD

 

[Magnum23]

Every time I tune into an Avs game or watch their highlights they look unstoppable. But every time they play Edmonton, they don’t. Are they taking it easy on us or are we competing?

Avalanche reminds me of that pretty girl in school. Whenever she walks by my locker I try my best to bring my A game even if it’s for a brief moment. In short, Oilers wake up for them

When Anaheim or San Jose’s walk by , the energy is a lot lower

 

[Dorian2]

Pre GDTunes

 

[McSuper]

I see the Leafs are in playoff form early this year . 8-1 loss tonight

 

[JeffSkinner53]

This guy will dig you out from an avalanche. Wait I.just realized the avs mascot is a saint Bernard. My whole life has been a lie.

 

[Lay Z Boy GM]

Western Conferene final preview

Yup. We’re gonna breeze through the first round, win an epic series vs the flames and shock the hockey world when we vanquish the avs

 

[Leonardlizard]

This guy will dig you out from an avalanche. Wait I.just realized the avs mascot is a saint Bernard. My whole life has been a lie. View attachment 534085

He's rated higher than Hunter in NHL 22... But Jari Kurri is rated higher than him so f*** the aves we got this.

 

[Senor Catface]

He's rated higher than Hunter in NHL 22... But Jari Kurri is rated higher than him so f*** the aves we got this.

There's something about you I like Leonardlizard, but I can't put my finger on it.

 

[Leonardlizard]

There's something about you I like Leonardlizard, but I can't put my finger on it.

Brother!?

 

[94 Oil Drops]

Yup. We’re gonna breeze through the first round, win an epic series vs the flames and shock the hockey world when we vanquish the avs

I can only respond by saying that I sure hope you're a prophet from the future.

 

[bone]

The better question is can an avalanche survive an oil spill.

Dont worry about thinking if you bring good luck or bad luck by being there in person...as long as this little fella is in attendance, the Oilers got this.

I'm starting to wonder if Ben can become the Oilers version of Laila.

 

[bone]

Avalanche reminds me of that pretty girl in school. Whenever she walks by my locker I try my best to bring my A game even if it’s for a brief moment. In short, Oilers wake up for them

When Anaheim or San Jose’s walk by , the energy is a lot lower

6-0 this year outscoring 29-12. Interesting that we're at a point that the Oilers putting up those kind of numbers against certain teams is considered low energy and mailing it in.