what kinda food guru wakes up
craving a kale shake
i want bacon and eggs on my plate
not green slime straw sucking juices
kale is not a crop meant for humans
i'm not even sure a cow would enjoy it
it's green, it's bitter as a watermelon rind
it's curly edges make me nauseated
I'd sooner spend me day in Jail
Than ingesting that bloody mess called Kale....
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