Confirmed with Link: Blackwood traded to Colorado

[MarkT]

Can people who don't rap please stop f***ing doing these cultural appropriation raps? My god. You never see these knobheads trying to bust out a sick choral rendition, or a jazz number. It's always rap, and its always f***ing shit. If you're going to rap you need rhythm, and 99.9% of the people who attempt to do this, don't have any rhythm or concept and understanding of syllable counts. And they always have the worst, most generic cat-bat-rat-mat kindergarten level lyrics. f*** off.

Yo, listen up, gotta put this on the map,
If you don’t know rhythm, please don’t rap.
Every time I hear it, it’s a cultural theft,
With no flow, no bars, just cringe at best.

Why don’t you try a jazz or choral groove?
Oh, wait, that’s not the trend, not the move.
But rap’s your pick, and you butcher the art,
No concept of syllables, no beat in your heart.

Cat-bat-rat-mat, it’s preschool rhymes,
Recycled garbage, wasting our time.
If you can’t bring the rhythm, don’t even start,
Respect the craft, don’t tear it apart.

Brought to you by the Syntax Spinner himself, MC Chat GPT

 

[JoeSakic13]

This is cringe... my God.

“Are the skills in the room with us right now?”

 

[LOFIN]

Idk if it's been mentioned yet, but according to Blackwood's Wikipedia page his father was a big fan of the Avs and encouraged him to cheer for them growing up.

Wonder if he's stoked to be coming here.

 

[Muffin]

So he's signing for 3M if we throw in a signed Sakic jersey.

 

[CobraAcesS]

I can only imagine how this would feel.


Now play well, and sign for a team friendly deal lol.

 

[JLo217]

So he's signing for 3M if we throw in a signed Sakic jersey.

3M x 6 years cool cool

He went from the Avs’ 4th line to San Jose’s 4th line.

Played 9 minutes in his first game on the bottom line with Sturm and Dellandrea.

We will see if it gets any better.

Think he asked for a trade? I think he ends up in Russia in a few years again.

 

[RoyIsALegend]

Alright, I love him.

Goaltender who was an Avs fan growing up in Ontario. Like me. Legend.





By the way, he looks every bit of that 6’4” 225 pounds. Guy is huge.

 

[NOTENOUGHRYJOTHINGS]

Can you stop retweeting random shit from the 2009 draft? I no longer care about Matt Duchene.

Love you!

 

[Muffin]

Alright, I love him.

Goaltender who was an Avs fan growing up in Ontario. Like me. Legend.





By the way, he looks every bit of that 6’4” 225 pounds. Guy is huge.

Looks small with his normal sized cheeks.

 

[Avs425]

Alright, I love him.

Goaltender who was an Avs fan growing up in Ontario. Like me. Legend.





By the way, he looks every bit of that 6’4” 225 pounds. Guy is huge.

Already stopped more pucks thank George

 

[the_fan]

Alright, I love him.

Goaltender who was an Avs fan growing up in Ontario. Like me. Legend.





By the way, he looks every bit of that 6’4” 225 pounds. Guy is huge.

I didn’t like that rebound he gave up on the last shot

 

[Bender]

Alright, I love him.

Goaltender who was an Avs fan growing up in Ontario. Like me. Legend.





By the way, he looks every bit of that 6’4” 225 pounds. Guy is huge.

Jesus Christ, he talks EXACTLY LIKE BEDNAR!!! Same tone, almost the same voice.

Looks like he drove an 18 wheeler to Denver all the while chewing tabakee.

 

[Muffin]

Is he missing his front teeth? How does that happen to a goalie?

 

[Foppa2118]

By the way, he looks every bit of that 6’4” 225 pounds. Guy is huge.

I'm glad they went back to a bigger goalie. They seem to target smaller athletic goalies a lot, and it feels like it's asking a lot of them to deal with all the high danger chances.

When the Avs run into a goalie that just puts up a wall, it's usually against bigger goalies as well. Makes it doubly frustrating.