Post-Game Talk: Bennett to be given lifetime ban for shaking Marner's hand too hard Friday. Cats obliterate Leafs and send them to the brink

[batting1k]

me waiting for my mom and dad to stop fighting to tell them i shit my pants

ShootIt waiting for his mom and dad to stop fighting to tell them an F16 landed on his foot

 

[PSLguy]

 

[IceManCat]

Muy Bueno

 

[Chaos2k7]

I would love if Panthers draft Rimpinen and he falls a bit. Let the same private mentor as Bobrovsky has (Hannu Nykvist) guide him. It's written in the stars. Would be like Thomas was backed up by Rask or Rinne and Saros or even Bob and Knight. Vanecek won't cut it in the future.

We have 5 drafted guys in the system and Bob for another year. There will be a plan in place.

 

[Chaos2k7]

 

[FinlandPanther]

This series ain’t over but boy oh boy do I hope it is on Friday. Lots of receipts

 

[TheImpatientBoomer]

@impatient

Imagine being a Leafs fan.

You get out of work early after a long day. You drive in from Vaughan, crawling down the 401 at a snail’s pace while trying not to cry in front of your kids.

You pay $60 to park, drop 2 months of rent on upper bowl tickets for you and your kids, and drop another $75 on a lukewarm beer and some slices of overcooked pizza. This is your first in-person Leafs game in years, might as well splurge.

You sit down (finally) and by the end of the second, it’s already 4-0 Panthers. Matthews is twirling his mustache and looks like he’s about to cry. Marchand is leaning over the bench and chirping at your boys in blue.

Some guy in a Tkachuk jersey is dancing two rows down from you, pointing at his ring finger to rub it in your faces.

The old man next to you whispers, “Next year’s the one,” like it’s a prayer. But deep down, you both know: it ain’t happening in your lifetime.

AJ Greer scores and it’s now 5-0 in the 3rd. Your kids are crying and ask if they can go home. Might as well beat the traffic.

On your way down the escalators, the crowd goes silent again. 6-0. Bennett. The fan exodus escalates.

You’re in the parking garage, sitting in bumper-to-bumper traffic waiting to leave. You turn on the radio. 6-1. All that money spent and you didn’t even see the Leafs score.

Enjoy the drive back to Vaughan. Hopefully the traffic clears up.

I'd love this if I could.

I love you man, you know exactly how I feel about your post below and your general understanding of being surrounded by the BeLeafers.

 

[Grimey]

Hey cats fans Steve dangle here coming in peace, that was a great game haha that marchand is a good man

 

[StrangeVision]

Hey cats fans Steve dangle here coming in peace, that was a great game haha that marchand is a good man

 

[batting1k]

Hey cats fans Steve dangle here coming in peace, that was a great game haha that marchand is a good man

@ucanthanzalthetruth you’ve completely ruined these types of posts

 

[PSLguy]

 

[IceManCat]

One of us baby

 

[batting1k]

One of us baby

@TheImpatientBoomer you said you weren’t at the game

 

[batting1k]

 

[TheImpatientBoomer]

@TheImpatientBoomer you said you weren’t at the game

That's Bam Bam Boom-elow.
He's a well respected member of the BOOM squad

 

[WaitingForThatCab]

I'm enjoying the all about Toronto intermission report right now.

 

[BabyBennettov]

What is he talking about ? His contract ? Matthews ??

 

[pb1300]

Vaughan sounds like an amazing place to live

 

[StrangeVision]

Now there's a statement that could backfire in lots of ways.

 

[Gentle Man]

One of us baby

I need this with the Tkachuk cackle like I need water and air

 

[Gentle Man]

The 13M extension?

 

[CatscratchFever]

The only thing I want to see Friday...

 

[batting1k]

 

[StrangeVision]

I feel like it's bad that I laughed...but that is f***ing hilarious.

 

[Svedu]

@impatient

Imagine being a Leafs fan.

You get out of work early after a long day. You drive in from Vaughan, crawling down the 401 at a snail’s pace while trying not to cry in front of your kids.

You pay $60 to park, drop 2 months of rent on upper bowl tickets for you and your kids, and drop another $75 on a lukewarm beer and some slices of overcooked pizza. This is your first in-person Leafs game in years, might as well splurge.

You sit down (finally) and by the end of the second, it’s already 4-0 Panthers. Matthews is twirling his mustache and looks like he’s about to cry. Marchand is leaning over the bench and chirping at your boys in blue.

Some guy in a Tkachuk jersey is dancing two rows down from you, pointing at his ring finger to rub it in your faces.

The old man next to you whispers, “Next year’s the one,” like it’s a prayer. But deep down, you both know: it ain’t happening in your lifetime.

AJ Greer scores and it’s now 5-0 in the 3rd. Your kids are crying and ask if they can go home. Might as well beat the traffic.

On your way down the escalators, the crowd goes silent again. 6-0. Bennett. The fan exodus escalates.

You’re in the parking garage, sitting in bumper-to-bumper traffic waiting to leave. You turn on the radio. 6-1. All that money spent and you didn’t even see the Leafs score.

Enjoy the drive back to Vaughan. Hopefully the traffic clears up.

This young sir, is comical POETRY. Best post i've read. Thanks for the laugh.