Beer/Player Names.

[Ale Hawerchug]

Hey all. Long time browser, first time poster. Thought I'd start out with a fun thread.
My co-workers and I (I work in the only craft brewery in Wpg) were trying to come up with some fake beer names, based on current or former Winnipeg Jets players. We managed just a few good ones (Ale Hawerchug, Alex-Amber Beer-Mistrov) before we gave up. What can you guys come up with? Perhaps extend the list to the entire NHL.

 

[sully1410]

Hey all. Long time browser, first time poster. Thought I'd start out with a fun thread.
My co-workers and I (I work in the only craft brewery in Wpg) were trying to come up with some fake beer names, based on current or former Winnipeg Jets players. We managed just a few good ones (Ale Hawerchug, Alex-Amber Beer-Mistrov) before we gave up. What can you guys come up with? Perhaps extend the list to the entire NHL.

Your just trying to get us to do your work for you!

 

[larmex99]

Kuldale

 

[Ale Hawerchug]

Your just trying to get us to do your work for you!

Haha, no that ship has long sailed. We were pretty close to putting out a beer called Ale Hawerchuk, with the help of his brother. But it didn't pan out. This is just for fun!

 

[Ale Hawerchug]

An-Brew Ladd

 

[Hank Chinaski]

Crisp Thorbeer?

 

[BrianFromAIH]

Jacob Brew-ba and Zach Brew-gosian

 

[wpgsilver]

Claude No-ale

 

[larmex99]

Bobby Hullager

 

[Analyst365]

Stir Stick Stout Malgunas

 

[StronGeer]

Ondrej Pabst-elec

 

[koth]

Te-Brew Selanne.

 

[StronGeer]

Keith TkaCHUCK

Chuck = vomit in this case

 

[Kinjero]

Alexei Pilsnerkarovsky..

 

[Channelcat]

Larry Hopps kins

 

[impastabowl]

Tim Cheveld-IPA

 

[larmex99]

Anders Hed-beer

 

[Johnny HFBOARDS]

coach Beery Long

 

[heilongjetsfan]

Hey all. Long time browser, first time poster. Thought I'd start out with a fun thread.
My co-workers and I (I work in the only craft brewery in Wpg) were trying to come up with some fake beer names, based on current or former Winnipeg Jets players. We managed just a few good ones (Ale Hawerchug, Alex-Amber Beer-Mistrov) before we gave up. What can you guys come up with? Perhaps extend the list to the entire NHL.

Minhas Creek? Haha, betting it's Half-pints. Careful though, Ft. Garry and Minhas both have a presence in Winnipeg and they both claim to be craft brewers, though neither is. Minhas is in fact not a brewer at all, but a distributor of a series of OEM beers from the US.... It IS halfpints, right?

What do you do there? I'm living outside of Canada and have been looking for a brewer in Canada who would be interested in exporting their products. Are you, or do you know that guy in your company by any chance?

PS, I have the best name ever and I'm holding it back until I get my info

 

[Mud Turtle]

Well, if you're extending it to the entire NHL, the obvious one is Jaromir Lager

 

[Mud Turtle]

I also find it interesting that, in your list, there's a beer named "Delirium Noël".

They've done our work for us already.

 

[Captain Catatomic]

Mark Stewart: Mark Stout
Dustin BUfugloien: Dustin Duff-lien
Brian Little: Brian Litt-ale + Cryin' Spittle
Jacob Trouba: Ja-Keg Trouba
Paul Postma: P-Ale Postma
Matt Malischuk: Matt H-ale-ischuk + Matt Hali-Sudds
Jim Slater: Jim S-Lager
Andrej Pavelec: Andrej Pave-Lucky
Zack Bogosian: Zack Bud-gosian + Wacked Bro-Goes-All-In
Evander Kane: Ev-Amber Kane + Hangover Pain
Anthony Pardy: Anthony Pe-Lush-o
Adam Pardy: A-Damn Party
Chris Thorburn: Piss *****-Burn
Al Montoya: Al Co-Hol-Ya

 

[Ale Hawerchug]

Minhas Creek? Haha, betting it's Half-pints. Careful though, Ft. Garry and Minhas both have a presence in Winnipeg and they both claim to be craft brewers, though neither is. Minhas is in fact not a brewer at all, but a distributor of a series of OEM beers from the US.... It IS halfpints, right?

What do you do there? I'm living outside of Canada and have been looking for a brewer in Canada who would be interested in exporting their products. Are you, or do you know that guy in your company by any chance?

PS, I have the best name ever and I'm holding it back until I get my info

You bet, it's Half Pints. I typically run the bottling line, but we're such a small company that just about anything that needs to be done, gets done. You'd want to get a hold of Zach for things like sales/exporting though. I know there is quite a bit of red tape involved, and we have yet to ship outside the country. Our footprint in Canada is steadily growing though.