Bandwagon Hater Thread

[enthusiast]

It might seem healthy to start a playoff season by throwing positive energy into the support of an adopted team, but upon contemplation it’s actually spiritually damaging to see anyone else happy while your team is out of the playoffs.

With that in mind, I know why to hate some teams and players:

• Vegas gets creative with the concept of injury
• Florida gets favorable officiating
• Toronto’s sale went to benefit the lowest of the low: schoolteachers
• Kucherov is as dirty as he is good
• Mackinnon hates carbs
• Crosby killed that goofy kid from the bread commercial in a boating accident and covered it up

These are all objectively true and legitimate reasons to hate, but they’re played out. I think it would be beneficial to a true hater to hear more mundane wrongs to fuel perpetual contempt. In my case, for example:

• Taylor Hall expending zero effort in his time in Buffalo
• Hudson Fasching kicking a goal in that pretty much knocked the Sabres out of a tight playoff race
• Sam Reinhart cutting me off in traffic once
• The Capitals selling a huge parlay

What petty reasons do you have to hate teams and players?

 

[Bear of Bad News]

Be very careful, folks. Just because a thread exists doesn't mean you have unfettered license to cross the line.

No fanbase attacks in particular, please and thank you.

 

[Leonardo87]

When my teams are out of it , I really
Don’t care too much. Sure Kings and Devils are my rival teams but my teams aren’t playing so no reason to really even care too much.

I’ll usually jump on a bandwagon team I like or a player who was traded from my team, I will root for them.

 

[koyvoo]

Be very careful, folks. Just because a thread exists doesn't mean you have unfettered license to cross the line.

No fanbase attacks in particular, please and thank you.

Damn it!

 

[a mangy Meowth]

Damn it!

This thread is simply a trap and I will not participate in the mods farming us for warnings.

 

[Jetcetera]

F Vegas.

 

[Bear of Bad News]

This thread is simply a trap and I will not participate in the mods farming us for warnings.

Dang, I always assumed my alt account would get figured out, but I didn't think it would be because of this.

 

[Bear of Bad News]

HEY, FELLOW SPORT FANS. WHICH HFBOARDS POSTERS DO YOU HATE?

 

[Sasha Orlov]

Be very careful, folks. Just because a thread exists doesn't mean you have unfettered license to cross the line.

No fanbase attacks in particular, please and thank you.

Whatever man just close it

 

[Three On Zero]

This thread is simply a trap and I will not participate in the mods farming us for warnings.

 

[a mangy Meowth]

HEY, FELLOW SPORT FANS. WHICH HFBOARDS POSTERS DO YOU HATE?

 

[NyQuil]

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[Gaylord Q Tinkledink]

HEY, FELLOW SPORT FANS. WHICH HFBOARDS POSTERS DO YOU HATE?

 

[Three On Zero]

HEY, FELLOW SPORT FANS. WHICH HFBOARDS POSTERS DO YOU HATE?

 

[koyvoo]

HEY, FELLOW SPORT FANS. WHICH HFBOARDS POSTERS DO YOU HATE?

 

[Bear of Bad News]

 

[a mangy Meowth]

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[Bear of Bad News]

Alright, I've got to go to Sprouts to get things for dinner. Don't break anything while I'm gone.

 

[MXD]

... Who's gonna be the Master Baiter?

 

[Three On Zero]

Alright, I've got to go to Sprouts to get things for dinner. Don't break anything while I'm gone.

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No promises

 

[Mr Kot]

I thrive on being a true player hater

 

[Hunter368]

Don’t dislike any team, so moot subject. If it’s not my team I couldn’t care less about other teams Canadian or American.

 

[Bouboumaster]

I just want Toronto to lose again in the first round, because it's f***ing hilarious

 

[LavalPhantom]

Anyone but the Habs. I hate them so bad that yesterday I put 100$ that they would win the Cup. I call that “insurance”. I hope they don’t win it all, but the 5,000$ might ease the pain a little if they do.

 

[Summer Rose]

HEY, FELLOW SPORT FANS. WHICH HFBOARDS POSTERS DO YOU HATE?

You forgot to log in to your alt account for this.