GDT: Avs @ The Club | 7:30pm MT | Manimal Returns and Extended Wood

CobraAcesS

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I'm just having fun tossing some shit in the faces of the current set of nonsense producers......

Who I actually like a lot as posters on this board.

Avs are doing everything but score. A familiar scenario for all of us.

Ahh, sometimes the top of the roster goes cold. We need some depth scoring. It's nice when our goalies are good enough for us to wait for some of it.

Have we won a 1-0 game this season? I don't think so.
 
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dahrougem2

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Overall numbers after 40:

Shot Attempts 47-32 Avs
Shots on Goal 25-18 Avs
Scoring Chances 13-11 Avs
High Danger Chances 6-5 Utah
xGF 2.05-1.94 Utah

Blackwood been great, Avs still have to improve. I didn't like their 2nd period outside of the final 5 minutes.
 
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expatriatedtexan

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Ryan Smith is more of a sports fan who got a billion dollars than a billionaire buying a sports team. I am 99% sure that Stan doesn't even know the Avs are playing today, but Ryan is there with his Utah hoodie at glass level waving the towel and not even in his suite. That's some good stuff to see.
Gives me early Cuban ownership of Mavs vibes.
 

CobraAcesS

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Mack is 6 stacks of bricks, and 200lbs. I don't even think Landy would fight him straight up.

We had a dude that was 5'9 200 in basic. When you hit him it hurt you more than it did him.

I had to fight this dude because I was 5'11, and like 140lbs lol. I bounced off him like Chucky trying to fight Jason.

In basic training in the Infantry you do shit like line a storage room with mattresses and have fight club.

Short stack heavy dudes that are psycho you are just better off taking a knee.
 

forsbergavs32

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I really hate them too. Stoopid no-name, pseudo-expansion, perfectly-obstructed-view arena, boring ass hockey, team.

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S E P H

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Overall numbers after 40:

Shot Attempts 47-32 Avs
Shots on Goal 25-18 Avs
Scoring Chances 13-11 Avs
High Danger Chances 6-5 Utah
xGF 2.05-1.94 Utah

Blackwood been great, Avs still have to improve. I didn't like their 2nd period outside of the final 5 minutes.
People can disagree with me bringing up analytics, but damn Avs are a mess defensively in games at times. It doesn't happen often, but I thought Utah carried that second-period big time even if we got the goal. Just running around when the opposing team gets the cycle, not sure if that happens to the big contenders like Dallas, Vegas, or Florida.
 

The Kingslayer

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Oh.... I see now.... More is expected of Mitts than say DeHann. Or Smith or even elite Rantanen.... (who specializes in EN goals).

So now Mittshe gets to be the new Compher. I get ya....
Mitts was brought here to help Mackinnon. He hasnt helped since October? That cant happen. He has to contribute every other game as most quality 2C do.
 
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expatriatedtexan

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I had to fight this dude because I was 5'11, and like 140lbs lol. I bounced off him like Chucky trying to fight Jason.

In basic training in the Infantry you do shit like line a storage room with mattresses and have fight club.

Short stack heavy dudes that are psycho you are just better off taking a knee.
We had a dude we called Ewok....too short to be a Wookie, but he was built like that. It was like trying to wrestle a fireplug. He wasn't moving and you'd only hurt yourself trying.

He had the ewok/wookie thing going on becaue he could grow a full beard overnight. And by full beard I mean from the waist up he would be covered in thick fur and you could only see his eye twinkling out at you.
 

CobraAcesS

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We had a dude we called Ewok....too short to be a Wookie, but he was built like that. It was like trying to wrestle a fireplug. He wasn't moving and you'd only hurt yourself trying.

He had the ewok/wookie thing going on becaue he could grow a full beard overnight. And by full beard I mean from the waist up he would be covered in thick fur and you could only see his eye twinkling out at you.

Sounds like a dwarf in LOTR lol
 

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